Therapy can be a real lifesaver when a person is struggling with their mental health. It’s wonderful to have an objective person to help you learn why you’re making mistakes and how you can change your behavior to be a healthier person. But because of all the weird acceptance and validation issues so many of us have, therapy can also be weird and funny. After all, laughter is still the best medicine. Well, laughter and exercise. So maybe read these while you’re on the elliptical machine and get more bang for your (free) buck.
1.
me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit
my therapist: your thoughts are wrong
me: ey fuck you too pal— merritt k (@merrittk) February 6, 2019
2.
My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
— sara mchenry (@yellowcardigan) March 6, 2019
3.
might text my therapist and ask if she's mad at me
— human (@inweltschmerz) March 12, 2019
4.
my therapist: reads me for absolute filth, spends the entire session calling out my problematic behavior, digs deep into childhood trauma I forgot even happened
me: ok go off sis slay my wig this tea is snatched
— gaychel (@lameravioli) October 16, 2018
5.
My therapist said it was ok: a life story
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 2, 2015
6.
me: so you might not remember this guy I went on a date with two years ago—
my therapist: the one with two dogs and a car?
HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!
— Becca Schuh (@TamingofdeSchuh) March 7, 2019
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whenever i get to my therapists office early she's like feel free to grab some coffee while u wait i'll be ready in a bit. you want me to just…. Do That? just Make Coffee? just make myself at home? i can't do this. i'd feel guilty
— SPEEDCORE BASTARD (@murkrou) March 6, 2019
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Not to brag but my therapist told me I am fascinating like 6x today.
— Fab AF (@toujours_fab) March 23, 2017
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I literally just thought “I can’t remember what homework my therapist gave me but I think I’ve been doing it pretty well”
— Mathilda (@MathildaKF) March 12, 2019
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My therapist thinks I’m funny and smart and I can’t tell her my real problems cause I want to keep up this image
— Brendan Fraser Hype Beast (w/ a mind for business) (@sug_knight) October 12, 2018
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How do I ask my therapist if she thinks I’m cool
— bitvonhopscotch⚡️ (@bitvonhopscotch) January 25, 2019
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Me? Worrying about what my therapist thinks of me? Haha
— XI (@shisasun) March 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/2rahhh/status/1104093239274061826
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my therapist always tells me how i feel when i don’t want or kno how to say it myself it’s almost like a drag
— mikayla (@evsanie) March 6, 2019
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someone's therapist knows all about u
— jenna (@httpjens) December 4, 2015
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me @ my therapist when she tells me I’m too hard on myself pic.twitter.com/LLwhhFKcEo
— Sophia O’Neal (@SophiaLikes2Run) March 11, 2019
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therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago
— aubrey (@aubreybell) July 13, 2018
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when my therapist says she wants to see me twice a week pic.twitter.com/LvHtJk174N
— Catherine Cohen (@catccohen) March 12, 2019
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I like to think my therapist considers me a “particularly interesting case”
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/skinnnyangel/status/1104917880414494720
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i just want to know that my therapist likes me more than her other patients and also how much more and why and a gold star sticker for my dream journal would also be great is this really too much to ask?
— molly kirschenbaum? moollz? (@moollzy) March 9, 2019
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I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk
— Taylor Janzen (@taylorjanzenn) May 23, 2018
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When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth pic.twitter.com/5yrnv36L4U
— Goosebumps Slime (@spo0kysadghoul) March 12, 2019
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I’m not sure how well therapy is working but this week my homework is to write my obituary and it’s the only thing I’ve been excited about in months
— Shelby (@smelbz) March 20, 2019
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i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr
— jodi (@NiceAndAlsoCool) February 1, 2018
h/t: BuzzFeed
