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11. (A terrapin is one of several small species of turtle living in fresh or brackish water)
I always wish our terrapin a good morning as I open the blinds for him. I have convinced myself he will be upset if I ignored him whilst doing it. And yes, I open the blinds FOR THE TERRAPIN #notmenopausalatall #lovemyterrapin
— Pam Smith (@sterlingsop) January 31, 2019
12.
I drink coffee and play an old FB game that no one plays anymore so my name is always first place on the scoreboard. I’m a star every morning. 🏆🥇
— camkristin (@camkristin) February 1, 2019
13.
Every morning when I’m leaving for work, I put one of the cats in charge to keep all the others in line while we’re out.
(it’s NEVER Amelia)
— Stu. (@dysondoc) February 1, 2019
14.
every time our satnav says “bear left” or “bear right” my boyfriend and I will look around frantically going “there’s a bear?!?!”. Been doing that for 6 years, don’t think it’s going to get old.
— Roslyn – Copytyper Travels (@copytyper) February 1, 2019
15.
I share a flat with my lovely mum. There is a tiny, old rubber duck in our bathroom, and every day, one of us will plant it in the other’s things for the other to find. We never speak of the rubber duck. It’s just a ritual.
— Sarah Louise (@sarahlou_iorua) February 1, 2019
16.
Whenever a helicopter goes overhead my wife always says ‘they’re out looking for you again’.
— Persona Non Grata 🙄 (@pearofdestiny) February 1, 2019
17.
I tie my shoelaces before every car journey so I’m a minute or so behind where I’m meant to be on the road, thus dodging fate.
— Baby Jesus (@JCautomatic) February 1, 2019
18.
Every day, dog and I leave for our walk through the back door. Cat wakes up then follows through the cat flap. I have to let her back in through the front door or she follows us on our walk. She goes back to where she was sleeping and waits for us to return. Every. Single. Day. pic.twitter.com/bM3mg5P3o7
— hilly (@makesbakesfakes) February 1, 2019
19.
Every day, on my way to bed, I head into the 4yo’s bedroom and rotate him (he will be upside down and on top of the covers) while removing all the pieces of the Lego policevan that he’s gone to sleep cuddling. Rebuilding it and placing it on his bedside table
— Gibbon (@gibbymcdibby) February 1, 2019
20.
When we get breakfast, we sing ‘Let’s get cereal! Cereal!’ to the tune of let’s get physical.
— Martin Cowles (@martincowles) February 1, 2019
