The 15 Funniest Tweets We Read This Week

Date: “I’m a big Harry Potter fan.”

Me: “He was pretty awesome when he was a baby, too.”

— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) August 17, 2018

me during sex: hurt me

them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex

me: wait-

them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it

— Minna (@minnascule) August 19, 2018

Going out to dinner on a Monday like some sort of celebrity.

— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) August 20, 2018

Don’t forget to check out last week’s best tweets.