Date: “I’m a big Harry Potter fan.”
Me: “He was pretty awesome when he was a baby, too.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) August 17, 2018
me during sex: hurt me
them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex
me: wait-
them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it
— Minna (@minnascule) August 19, 2018
Going out to dinner on a Monday like some sort of celebrity.
— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) August 20, 2018
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