Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the most hilarious tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
when I was 16 my parents commissioned my grandad to paint a portrait of me to raise my self esteem. It did not. pic.twitter.com/eACumc3YsI
— Christina (@squierzz) June 12, 2017
“Do you remember having a meeting with the Russian Ambassador?” pic.twitter.com/2F5PuSt8vZ
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) June 13, 2017
lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he’s saying something else now
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 13, 2017
Being home from college is weird like don’t yell at me for being out this late you didn’t even know where I was for 10 months straight
— zoey (@zoeyoneohone) June 10, 2017
The President: “The President Is Not A Liar” pic.twitter.com/ecrJmbEP9b
— (((guterman))) (@danguterman) June 8, 2017
Most people who say “I’m bad with names” mean they can’t remember them. But I’m bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Whoreface
— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 9, 2017
[my first day as a porn actor]
ME: SWEET SASSAFRAS
DIRECTOR: ok cut. that’s even worse than last time
COSTAR: i’m not even naked yet— lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) June 12, 2017
Newest Trump Approval Ratings:
■CNN: 31%
■CBS: 29%
■NBC: 26%
■FOX: ISIS Donated Millions to the Clinton Foundation— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) June 9, 2017
You should have to do more than fuck to have a kid. You should have to fuck atop one specific mountain. Really show that you want it.
— an application user (@MikeOdenthal) June 13, 2017
[Pet store]
Boss: “I have to fire you. I know you’ve been stealing puppies.”
Me: “You can’t prove that.”
*My purse starts barking*
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) June 10, 2017
Well that’s…ominous pic.twitter.com/uE5BI4Aee3
— spacegirl (@iamspacegirl) June 10, 2017
Donald Trump turned 71 today but honestly he doesn’t look a day over himself
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 15, 2017
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— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) June 9, 2017
[God creating dogs]
Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 31, 2016
this remake of The Shining looks really good pic.twitter.com/iFwhpzhcoX
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 12, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out the best tweets from last week.
