Mike
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ME: But Lord, what about the times I saw only one set of footprints in the sand?
JESUS: You know what, stop trying to be some kind of beach detective
— Ian Dukes Climate Change Accepter (@ianpauldukes) March 10, 2019
17.
This ball pit sucks. pic.twitter.com/Jjzc3fWgek
— Molly Hodgdon (@Manglewood) March 10, 2019
18.
getting fired from my job as a high school history teacher for making my students do research to find out which historical figures were tall as hell and should have been hoopin
— fred (@fredboycolor) March 17, 2019
19.
wrestling movies: im sad and i have something to prove to my dad
actual wrestlers: my name is Nutbuster Mike and i dont care if i die— smooth soda (@izaaking) March 17, 2019
20.
Most people: I guess balloons are ok
Me: pic.twitter.com/urmWxJ5hI2
— Jan Hakon Erichsen (@janerichsen) August 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/jortle/status/1155967187514880001
22.
me: time to go to bed
my brain: pic.twitter.com/6QJasRIkL5
— linc (@lincafterdarc) July 29, 2019
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24.
You make me feel like a pic.twitter.com/fCO8kXOyQp
— Molly Ruben-Long (@mollyrubenlong) August 15, 2019
25.
RIP BRO pic.twitter.com/bd9dQxZ3NB
— عِــلي (@3liAlra) August 13, 2019
26.
when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel pic.twitter.com/48hskgDdBD
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) January 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/951880559764148224
28.
https://twitter.com/danababy97/status/952203271833341960
29.
I'm the only one who knows this is a murder mystery dinner
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 9, 2018
30.
You: tide pods
Me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/tDojm6kley
— nina (@NlNACOLADA) January 11, 2018
