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It seems like no matter how many times people ask for weird dating stories, there are still more to share. Twitter user @postgrad_barty asked people for their “weirdest” dates, which gave the responses a slightly different flavor.
She also shared her own weirdest date story, which was pretty good, writing, “I’ll go first we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye.”
what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first
we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye
— BARTY (@postgrad_barty) January 19, 2020
She had a follow up for people with questions, too:
ok for everyone replying 1. We were seeing incredibles 2 I wasn’t gonna leave and pass up my opportunity to see it 2. It was assigned seating and there were 2 seats left in the whole theater and no gaps between groups so people couldn’t move 3. No, I never saw this man again
ok for everyone replying
1. We were seeing incredibles 2 I wasn’t gonna leave and pass up my opportunity to see it
2. It was assigned seating and there were 2 seats left in the whole theater and no gaps between groups so people couldn’t move
3. No, I never saw this man again— BARTY (@postgrad_barty) January 20, 2020
That’s how a lot of the stories are: they all demand follow up questions. Unfortunately, not everybody did clarify, so you’ll be left feeling as befuddled and creeped out by the world of dating as the people who actually went on these weird as hell dates. Enjoy!
1.
(different guy)- the 2 of us went bowling & didn’t talk at all. after we went to hang out at his house. then his mom questioned me for what felt like eternity. then, with me in the room, she looked at him and said “nope.” so he me drove home & didn’t say a word
— Jess (@jessfinacrass) January 19, 2020
2.
i once went to junkyard golf with a guy and halfway into a game he said the neon lights were giving him a migraine, he said he was going outside for air and literally just never came back. safe to say i won the game. https://t.co/lIYA7GYaIb
— Lenn (@lennholmes) January 19, 2020
3.
i was on my way home from school and this guy was on my bus and we stopped so he could buy me some beer for the weekend but then he couldn’t buy me beer?? but we went back to his place and smoked and made cheese toasties and i rapped for him??? and then his girlfriend showed up. https://t.co/7cUCpLp1hg
— kerry (@folerdetdufoler) January 20, 2020
4.
(2) a hill near my apartment with TWO sprained ankles , phone dead and had to crawl up the hill ..wet and freezing and walk home.
Texted her later that day after overcoming my hypothermia “wth happened last night?”
She replied sorry for pushing you down the hill I got scared— Brian Abrams 💭 (@CleOptiRealist) January 19, 2020
What did you do lmao
— El (@el_the_elf) January 19, 2020
5.
When I was a wee emo this guy asked me out – I didn’t hear from him on the day till he texted me saying sorry & that his bat had died😪 so I got him a condolence card & a present and took it to the date like I’m so sorry about ur pet bat & he was like no I meant my phone battery https://t.co/pur9ENV6SE
— holly x (@hollyshortall) January 19, 2020
6.
YALL. I met up with this guy and first off he came smelling like dirty laundry. We’re talking and he pulls a STICK OF BUTTER out of his pocket and starts eating it like CHEESE. He’s like “oh yeah my friends call me butter boy I hope you don’t think I’m weird.” um YES YOU ARE. https://t.co/Kkey9wci5I
— Delia (@deliasalcido) January 19, 2020
7.
By the way we stopped talking after two dates bc I told him I rly don’t think it’s gna work out romantically , couple days later he sent me a Snapchat of his bald head. He shaved his head BALD. For what reason????
— crying! at the disco (@s1cken1nggg) January 19, 2020
8.
this guy from tinder asked if i wanted to go on a blind date with him and i said yes even though i wasn’t sure how it was going to work considering we’ve seen each others profile? anyway he waited for me at the restaurant. long story short it turned out he was actually blind. https://t.co/2fCqVVkuAZ
— siam (@sihamese) January 19, 2020
9.
it got late and his mom didn’t want him driving anymore that night, so i ended up spending the night. the next morning he drove me back and i realized right as we were getting back to my place that i left my watch. he said he’d mail it to me and i never heard from him again.
— baby bowser 🍭 (@keelylakin_) January 19, 2020
10.
One time I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend. Before he came to pick me up he said “do you mind if we take my motor cycle?” I was like “sure” so I wore a leather jacket and got all sexy n shit. This boy shows up on a single seat bike and I had to ride in the SIDECAR
— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@LaLa_Leasure) January 19, 2020
