15 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Reading Twitter This Week

As another long workweek comes to an end, we figure you could use a good hard laugh. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the all-time funniest tweets from the ladies of Twitter purely for your enjoyment.

So, kick back, relax, and try not to pee your pants while reading these downright hilarious jokes.

1.

this hotel kindly invites me to decide whether I am BODYGUARD or VAMPIRE pic.twitter.com/9VediAqR3j

— Jennifer Cownie (@cownifer) February 5, 2019

2.

https://twitter.com/daniellechezzy/status/1092482206545649664

3.

https://twitter.com/houseandhens/status/1092135280314863618

4.

https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1093557263355195392

5.

https://twitter.com/SophieAScruggs/status/1091088594041634816

6.

dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die

— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) February 6, 2019

7.

https://twitter.com/VNSAMRE/status/1092907747425710081

8.

https://twitter.com/HeatherLMaree/status/1091790837556629504

9.

https://twitter.com/radtoria/status/1092827992777056256

10.

i don’t speak sports, fluent in chipotle tho

— Lindsay Webster (@webbylinster) February 3, 2019