Hey there, how you doing? Good? Bad? Bored? Either way, it’s fine. I mean it’s gonna be fine (or “fine”) because guess what? Whether you realized it or not, it’s time for the funniest Tweets from women of all time (this week!)
Anyway, go ahead and scroll through while you’re pooping or hiding from your kids or sitting on your couch day-drinking or whatever you’re up to right now.
Also, do your feed a favor and follow all of them!
I was preparing to work out for the first time in a month and pulled a muscle trying to squeeze into my yoga pants. So that's that.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) September 5, 2020
I need everyone to understand that millennials don’t have printers at home. Please. I’m so tired of driving to print and scan documents.
— Annalisa Heppner (@Northernsirena) September 11, 2020
Can’t believe my mom was a teen mom (27)
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 7, 2020
i don't know if yall feel me but.. september, october, november is the LMNOP of the year
— bby noun (@shutupaida) September 8, 2020
"Are we still on?" – An attempt to cancel
— Gladys Knife (@jewelnotjule) September 10, 2020
Person: *asks a simple question*
Me, oversharing: pic.twitter.com/AMhefYJmcB
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) September 6, 2020
imagine your card declines at the waxing center and they glue your coochie hair back onto u
— rain (@INTERNETFAIRY) September 9, 2020
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) September 8, 2020
my grandpa is unhinged pic.twitter.com/8RwoJAbJrR
— oreagano (@raygunpew) September 5, 2020
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