Ruin My Week
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A woman at work once said “I have no idea how all that pornography got on my laptop cos there’s only me and my 16 yr old son living at home.” I actually spat my coffee out all over the floor
— The Cork Coypu (@CorkCoypu) May 3, 2018
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When asked to broach a patient’s obesity to them as gently as possible I told them we needed to discuss the elephant in the room. https://t.co/qVvVHUc8Ll
— Keir Shiels (@keirshiels) May 3, 2018
23.
Accidentally sent a mass email to my old company’s thousands of clients that, instead of ending with ‘Kind Regards’, ended with ‘Kind Retards’. https://t.co/8LJF1fLaQk
— Reb Day (@reb_day) May 3, 2018
24.
I told a boss I was sick of being treated like a fucking idiot, caught my foot in the wire of his phone as I stormed out, fell over, smashed the phone and really hurt my knee. Then I just limped out. And never mentioned it EVER again. https://t.co/UJjVg3NrBo
— hannah dunleavy (@thatdunleavy) May 4, 2018
25.
I locked 300 people in a cinema, as manager I thought the last film had finished it hadn’t, fucking pirates of the Caribbean 3 which runs for a billion years was still going. locked the front door. Staff rather than calling me showed people out the fire exit. Did not end well
— Badger-wash your hands you detty pig-clerkin (@ClerkinDan) May 3, 2018
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Some bloke was buying flowers and I was like “Awh did ye fuck up?😂” and he said “no my ma just died” WHY AM I LIKE THIS https://t.co/0ysdywbtZY
— jamie o’grady (@_JamieOGrady) May 4, 2018
27.
Accidentally broke a $1500 MacBook on my first day. Didn’t tell anyone and it ended up being sold. Guy came back complaining. Boss accused him of trying to scam for a new one and called the cops because he wouldnt leave. https://t.co/Eu2ZZDf9y4
— h. zant (@maniadrone) May 3, 2018
28.
Sent a build of a game to publishers with Terry Crews’ face on all the tanks and ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ as the victory music
— STEVE Online (@Purple_Steve) May 3, 2018
29.
First social in my smart Paris job. I was told to open more champagne. I had never opened champagne so I squeezed, pulled, twisted until the cork shot out. I drenched the French Minister of Culture, Jack Lang, Véronique Sanson, (French popstar) & 2 restored Steinway pianos.
— (@cumbriapiano) May 3, 2018
30.
I pretended to be Scottish in an interview because I was bored, then got the job and had to carry on pretending to be Scottish (accent and made up family history and everything) for nine months.
— Helia Phoenix (@HeliaPhoenix) May 3, 2018
