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I can’t tell whether people like this tweet because of my husband’s work voice or because he, a 40 year old professional man, takes his work calls sitting criss-cross applesauce in our master closet. Hmm.
— Monica (@MDinCLT) March 19, 2020
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or realising your partner is the office pen thief https://t.co/5YmKo8w24V
— Upside Down Number Plate (@itsjxbih) March 19, 2020
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I was once in a meeting with a corporate bro who said “let me take a moment to curate the space” (he meant supply context for the meeting) and now I’m wondering if his spouse has already decided on divorce or giving it a few more days
— MayorOfDunningKrugerville (@SarahKayLeon) March 19, 2020
14.
You know I have Twitter right?
— Dan Dobay (@dandobay) March 19, 2020
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I’m living with the flesh it out and pivot guy… Not enough Lysol. pic.twitter.com/sWSiKRTrze
— alisha (@alishawiese) March 19, 2020
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I call my bosses chief or big dog. Is that bad?
— Tristan Root (@ukpowerphone) March 19, 2020
17.
Is one of those option becoming British?
— Marcos Dinnerstein (@marcosd) March 19, 2020
18.
I don’t wanna be dramatic but as someone who has often been Laura, I would die for him.
— Lynda Birt (@Literally_Lynda) March 20, 2020
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I live in fear of my boyfriend hearing my ‘talking to external stakeholders’ syrupy chirpy voice. Especially if I’m talking to someone who has the shits. I sound like a fucken Disney Princess pic.twitter.com/bXEQD94TKI
— Kate (@scifikate) March 19, 2020
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😂Seriously! Who knew I was married to a stranger? It’s as if he has multiple personality disorder🙃
— GOPtakeAstand (@GOPtakeAstand) March 19, 2020