Aimeé
11.
Not really a demand, but once a customer in a Italian restaurant I worked at complained that S.Pellegrino sparkling water’s bubbles were “too big” and he didn’t like it! 🤣
— Finn O’Sullivan (@Litter_Hero_Edi) January 31, 2020
12.
Again and again, when I worked at the comic book shop parents would buy Pokémon booster packs for their kids then scream at me when they didn’t have the Pokémon their kid wanted inside. They’re totally random and I explained that to every parent I hadn’t seen before.
— Grace Thomas (@GraceGThomas) February 1, 2020
13.
In high school-1st job as gift wrapper at pharmacy. Guy buys cartoon cigarettes & I have to wrap it. He picks out paper, ribbon, card. He also has it delivered. To himself. At his home. Cuz he likes to get presents.
— Princess Tapioca (@abedelia12) February 1, 2020
14.
“I am scared of the art, can you look at the art with me” (museum guard)
— Ersatz Comptroller (@comptroller) February 1, 2020
15.
I worked at Blockbuster. We couldn’t keep copies of direct-to-video smash hit Bring It On Again in stock. This one guy came in every day for 2 weeks looking for it. Finally screamed “I thought this was a goddamn video store” and started threatening cashier. Cops escorted him out.
— Adam Ingle (@meesterbob) February 1, 2020
16.
I worked at a plant nursery. A woman came in and asked me if I had Chlamydia.
“Ummm…no.”
I asked her if she meant Clematis. She was very embarrassed.
— Alienna Miller (@alienknitter1) February 1, 2020
17.
when i was a barista a lady came in and asked for a latte and what kind of milk we had. i told her we had 1%, whole milk, and skim. she then asked me to make her a latte w 2%, i was like, uhhh, we don’t have that, and she was like, well to make it you mix 1% and whole milk
— norm powell’s sister wives (@internetlauren) January 31, 2020
18.
i worked in nyc and once got chewed out by a tourist because we didn’t have any pre wrapped gifts over $500 and he wanted to get his wife something “classy”
— lücÿ (@lu_cranberry) January 31, 2020
19.
I don’t know if this counts but when I was working at HMV, a woman came in asking if we had a copy of 3 Dalmatians. To clarify, I asked “3 Dalmatians?” And she angrily answered “I don’t know, there could be more”
— Mos Jef (@PanickedIdiot) January 31, 2020
20.
I work at a pet supply store. One time a customer called to set up a delivery. He wanted a dog toy in his order but didn’t know which one. I had to pick out toys and squeak them into the phone for him until he heard the “right one.”
— Kristin Neuman (@kristinneuman) February 1, 2020
