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21.
One woman would demand 20 tiny butter packets & 10 sour cream packets for her baked potato. She ordered it every single day. My managers eventually had to deal with her and take her order because it was a nuisance & costing too much product on the daily.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 1, 2020
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A dad called in saying his daughter had stole his card and bought approx $1k of merch. I told him that if the merch was returned, I could refund him. He tried to bargain that he kept the merch, and we refund him half of the total for the “inconvenience”
— buffy (@resonatealyssa) February 2, 2020
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Once at Nordstrom a lady returned a USED bodysuit to the lingerie department. It was FOUL and she got mad when I made a grossed out face upon seeing the garment
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) February 1, 2020
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When I was young I worked packing groceries. A woman would come in and demand an “escort” to help her shop. She would ask dozens of insane questions about specific product details. Once, she was making pasta sauce, and rejected my answers adding “fetch me an Italian!”
— Marc Sebag (@sebag_marc) February 1, 2020
25.
I was a restaurant manager and a guy came in and said he deserved a free pie because he had bought a pie from another restaurant (not mine, not even same chain) and it had “a piece of plastic” in it. I said ‘what’ and he gave me a list of the only flavors that he would accept
— Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. (@punmagnate) January 31, 2020
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While I was working in the seafood dept in a grocery store someone came up to the counter and asked if we gave “free samples” of the items. I told them no. Since everything in the counter was raw and needed to be cooked anyways. He then bought the squid and ate it at the counter.
— wrek the simulation 🧬 (@Wrek1oose) February 1, 2020
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My 1st job was bagging groceries & carrying them to people’s cars. One day I bagged this lady’s groceries and followed her into the parking lot. Without saying a word, she walks 2 miles home with me trailing the whole way. It got me out of the store, so it was pretty chill.
— Joel Vanderheyden (@vanderheydensax) February 1, 2020
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A woman once wanted a refund on her salmon entree (which she had finished) because it tasted “fishy.” When I clarified if she meant “strange,” she said that no, it had tasted like fish.
— Willow (@willowbl00) February 2, 2020
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Also we had ticketed entry times, and our website clearly stated the last entry was an hour before closing. So many irate people- “but it’s our last day here and this was the #1 thing we wanted to do!!” Then why’d you wait until 8:30pm on the last day of your trip to do it?
— Brittany Clayton (@BrittanyClayton) February 1, 2020
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Blockbuster. Guy I knew from high school wanted to trade in some games. Open one of the cases—tiny bag of crack flies up, lands on the counter. Minute of staring before he says “That’s not my crack.” More staring until he pockets the crack and we move on like it never happened.
— Adam Ingle (@meesterbob) February 1, 2020
