Aimeé
21.
Shellfish allergy triggered by stealth lobster broth in some pasta, followed by a Billy Joel concert high on Benadryl. Woke the next morning looking like I’d been punched in the face
— Jean Hannah Edelstein (@jhedelstein) December 30, 2020
22.
Last year. Should have guessed 2020 would be stupid. We had a house full of guests and mid way to midnight a sewage backup into our laundry room and second kitchen. No one cared. Kept partying. We though began cleaning and toasted the new year ankle deep in shit.
— Pat Henry (@PHen_TheGeneral) December 29, 2020
23.
I got my first period of NYE, at 11. It has been cursed ever since
— Erin Riley (@erinrileyau) December 30, 2020
24.
11 years ago I was living with roomies I found on Craigslist that I wasn’t close with on the outskirts of DC, struggling to pay rent cobbling multiple PT jobs together. They threw a party. I was drunk in my room exercising on my rowing machine watching Fievel Goes West.
— Josh Garvin (@JoshGarvinFilm) December 29, 2020
25.
I spilled red wine on my friend’s roommate’s comforter, sat there as another friend got into a huge fight with his girlfriend (10-person party), and woke up the next morning to another friend lighting my hair on fire. Still, a fun night!
— Dan Reilly (@danreilly11) December 29, 2020
26.
Mmmmm, sobbing because my husband and I were ending our marriage and I had always thought NYE 1999 was going to be tha shit. I had worn out 3 cassette tapes of Prince’s 1999 album. This was NOT what high school me had planned.
— Andrea Gahl (@idahoskipper) December 30, 2020
27.
Drunk texted my ex and current dude I was seeing so much I broke my phone, took too many jager shots, made out w/random dude in front of my boss, puked and slipped in it, bestie had to clean me up, lost my keys, passed out in the shower once I got home. 21 yr old me was a MESS
— mamawhale🐳 (@mamawhale) December 30, 2020
28.
Went to a party by myself, drank a lot, very crowded, where I didn’t really know anyone well, drank more, just before midnight in the backyard started kissing a girl I just met, threw up, narrowly missing her, hopped a locked gate, passed out face down on driveway, woke up 4:am.
— so sick of his shit (@artfact0ry) December 29, 2020
29.
I blacked out and cried hysterically about my ex in front of him and all his friends, while wearing a leopard print halter top and pink tinted heart shaped glasses. (???) Then I puked and passed out in my friends parents bed. I went flying into the 2000s like a hot mess.
— Katy Otto Sullivan (@lilmissmagic9) December 29, 2020
30.
Declared my love to Meg Ryan, only to learn I had been beaten by minutes by Billy Crystal.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) December 29, 2020
