A Twitter user called @DaddyAllDay (lol) tweeted the contents of his “lady drawer”—which is a bedside drawer that contains all the things that a lady might need after a stay at his house (and in his bed). He’s got everything from a hairbrush to nail polish remover (two bottles? Really?!).
I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. pic.twitter.com/wgjExZOlIt
— BassFather (@DaddyAllDay) January 11, 2020
The real doozy? This guy’s also got tampons—which is some Big D*ck Energy, if we’re honest. Because, yes, people bleed and it’s NBD.
There is also a dildo, which, if one were to really think about it, seems suspicious. At first glance, this Daddy All Day fellow is awesome because he doesn’t care if the woman prefers his penis or a dildo — which, again, is BDE. But some Twitter users have nicknamed it the “community dildo,” which is unsanitary at best. Let’s hope it’s, er, thoroughly washed after every visit!?
Here’s what Twitter had to say about the Lady Drawer’s contents, like that amazing hairbrush:
the holy grail Wet Brush. us thick, curly haired girls humbly thank you for ur taste.
— o negative (@ShiShuEmmily) January 11, 2020
…to which @DaddyAllDay responded transparently:
I guarantee a thick haired Latina left that at my place haha.
— BassFather (@DaddyAllDay) January 12, 2020
A true king. Respect
— shannon (@_shan_h) January 11, 2020
Of course, some people found the whole thing kind of questionable or creepy:
Ah yes the classic etiquette advice: make all your female friends, family, and hookups feel at home with (checks notes) two bottles of nail polish remover, an open pregnancy test and a used dildo
— yesterday’s fire (@starlessfuture_) January 14, 2020
how u supposed to explain that though? “oh this drawer is for all the ladies that frequent my bedroom?” lol
— Rave MamaBASS SHIP (@Steff_Amaro) January 12, 2020
Her: “I thought you were single”
You: “Nah thats my lost and found”— Matt Ayers (@MattAyersDJ) January 12, 2020
If I see this I’m turning right tf around and going home lmao
— Jazz (@jmlynchh) January 14, 2020
100%
Not to mention how unsettling it would be to be offered anything from the “frequent guests” drawer.
— Sami (@sgarber15) January 14, 2020
Nothing says “I want to go home with that guy” like getting there & him having a “frequent guests drawer” with a dildo & a pregnancy test…
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) January 15, 2020
While others jokingly posted their own versions of lady/”fella” drawers:
Introducing: The “fella drawer” 😂😂😂 https://t.co/syk3dpvhPv https://t.co/1ZjZli67zi
— BassFather (@DaddyAllDay) January 15, 2020
I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests pic.twitter.com/W3b1S3rP2M
— teddy v 2.0 (@teddyvalenzuela) January 15, 2020
What the hell is going on with the nail polish remover? Did the guy see it as a random product that seemed like it was for women and then just bought it twice?
having a couple of tampons in a drawer is nice in case of emergencies but i simply cannot think of any situation where a girl needs to remove her nail polish right now and it cannot wait until she gets home
— laura lux (@DarthLux) January 15, 2020
there’s not even cotton pads to actually take it off with even if you wanted to? (I don’t know why this bothers me)
— (@___zoeb) January 16, 2020
i’m sorry this keeps appearing on my tl and someone needs to say it so i will: we get shellac now, baby.
— shar (@shvrr) January 14, 2020
Let’s just say, people were divided.
Welp, the comments are pretty sharply divided between guys who think it’s creepy or dumb and women who think it’s lovely/thoughtful. My son has two moms and a sister – he’s pretty savvy about women.
Maybe…maybe… the women on this thread have a perspective worth considering?— The Base is Black & Female⚖️️ (@talespin22) January 14, 2020
The thread also got some people thinking about their own tampon stocks and lady drawers:
I taught my son this.
He’s the dude who (blushes, but nevertheless) probably has a tampon in his backpack if you’re in need. His strong-willed, savvy younger sister tipped him about the tampon in the backpack thing.— The Base is Black & Female⚖️️ (@talespin22) January 12, 2020
I keep a drawer in my bathroom for my friends with pads, tampons, toothbrushes, mouthwash, floss picks and contact solution. In my car glove compartment I keep a baggie with pads, tampons, bandaids, neosporin packets and condoms. Always have and always will.
— myownself (@MCondry80) January 15, 2020
Naturally, there was a contingent of folks wondering about the dildo and the pregnancy test:
why is no one talking about the dildo
— anal taco bell (@sadqueef) January 12, 2020
A pregnancy test? The fuck?
— Asia (@AsiaChloeBrown) January 13, 2020
What do you think? To dildo or not to dildo? To lady drawer or not to lady drawer?