We all have things in our homes that we hang onto for reasons unknown. I’m talking about ugly, misshapen, inexplicable keepsakes like that porcelain garden gnome that’s missing an eye.
So when comedian @BrainMage asked people on Twitter to share photos of the ugliest thing that they own, there were some doozies ranging from grotesque family keepsakes to the mathematical opposite of art. Marie Kondo may be doing her best to cut a swathe through the world’s personal junk piles with her sparking sword of joy but people continue to hoard ugly random crap and probably always will.
Right, Twitter. Please reply/quote this with a picture of the UGLIEST THING THAT YOU OWN.
Something so vile and awful that you can’t get rid of it, because you know you’ll never own anything as ghastly ever again.
— Captain Bison Trippshorn (@Brainmage) February 3, 2020
As your grandma’s hand-stitched pillow says: “Bless this mess.”
— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) February 3, 2020