The world of Harry Potter is a wild and magical place which challenges us to be our best selves — however, as any true Potterhead will tell you, there’s also plenty to make fun of at Hogwarts. (Namely: Hufflepuffs.)
So, go ahead and indulge in your sassy side. These Harry Potter are jokes are so salty, they may just bring out your inner Slytherin:
kylie jenner bought a house at 17??
harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17
— ashley ⁷ (@ethereaIwatson) April 16, 2015
everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) January 13, 2013
Nerds love Harry Potter because the school only has one sport and you don’t have to run.
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃ (@kibblesmith) July 14, 2015
Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren’t good at:
1 Naming children
2 Naming children
3 Naming children
— Stats Britain (@StatsBritain) September 11, 2015
everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
— Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) January 13, 2013
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. “Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall lmao”
— Jonathan Bowman (@jonseven3) December 3, 2013
White people : black people are doing too much. Wakanda doesn’t even exist.
Black people : Neither does Hogwarts.
White people: pic.twitter.com/6fJq2CVFxC
— Caysus (@Caleb__Eli) February 20, 2018
Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat pic.twitter.com/bL10iZhoTd
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 2, 2014
FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 6, 2016
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? Pregnant.
— Minerva McGonagall (@_McGonagall_) November 16, 2014
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) December 13, 2015
My phone changed the word “horcruxes” to “hot dudes” like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 26, 2015
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
HARRY: I bet this dude is great
— Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014
I look like Harry Potter if instead of going to wizard school, he just kept living under the stairs
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 9, 2015
"Avada kedavra!" shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son.
–George R.R. Martin's Harry Potter
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) July 7, 2015
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