Leigh
11.
Dad pronounces ‘chocolate’ with a stress on the second ‘o’, like ‘choccer-let’. Same w/ ‘conservatory’ – ‘conservaterrry’.
Calls random things ‘duberry’.
Says ‘wash my fingers’ instead of ‘wash my hands’
Uses initialisms for random things ‘I bought 3 CTMs` – chicken tikka masalas— Maffadeus (@Pritch529) January 11, 2020
12.
When I was 16 I wanted puff daddy’s album my mum went in to the shop and asked for puffing Billy…… I just turned and walked out.
— Kris Parker (@Kristofle1983) January 11, 2020
13.
Every time I’m watching football with my dad and our team gets a corner/free kick he’ll say “we need a good delivery” and I’m always like damn I hope the players have thought of that
— Sami Rassam (@__SAMI_RASSAM__) January 10, 2020
14.
My mam refuses to mentally accept you need to change the source on the tv if you’re going between tv and dvd. When she wants to watch a dvd she says MAKE IT SHOW THE DVD. Then when it’s time for Corrie she says GET IT BACK TO THE TV. Absolutely no interest in doing it herself.
— The Common Breath (@thecommonbreath) January 11, 2020
15.
Yo one time my mum said ‘fantastic beasts and where to get them from’ and I’ve never stopped thinking about it
— Joshua Osullivan (@Brosullivan_) January 11, 2020
16.
my dad calls salad dressing “lettuce lotion” and it makes me feel sick every time he says it.
— hannah ♡ (@doubbledates) January 12, 2020
17.
My mum keeps calling literally one of the biggest songs of all time by the wrong name and I can’t ever get over it @celinedion pic.twitter.com/TMEyjhJj6s
— Pablo O’Hana (@PabloOHana) January 11, 2020
18.
My grandmother calls every crime show CSI. Doesn’t matter what show it is. Sometimes she tacks something on the end like CSI: Navy or whatever. She watches them constantly and expects me to understand.
— Jessica Branch ⧖⃝ (@jesst42) January 11, 2020
19.
My mother, who died a few years ago, would call all computers, iPads, and mobile phone ‘Da da dahs’ and mimed pushing buttons on the keypad. If age hadn’t killed her, I might have.
— (((Simon Wilder))) (@mr_s_wilder) January 11, 2020
20.
My mum calls picnics ‘pignigs’ as in, ‘what a lovely day let’s go for a pignig’
I just don’t get it— Sydney Hogg (@SydneyHogg) January 11, 2020
