21.
My name is Sophie, my sister’s name is Jessica, my auntie’s name is Sandra and I have a cousin called Samantha. Whenever my mum wants my attention: ‘oh Jess…, San…, Sam…, Sophie can you give me a hand.’ Every god damn time.
— Sophie Barley (@SophieBarley) January 12, 2020
22.
My mum says ‘it was on the website’ like the whole of the internet is just one site and I can’t stop thinking she’s right.
— Kate Jones FIIC (@how_IC_it) January 11, 2020
23.
my mom refers to the entire internet as “the email”, as if there isn’t more to do there than email
— tay van winkle (@loveoctaviaa) January 12, 2020
24.
Not my parents, but when at work (Tech Support at Sky) I get old people on the phone saying “HDM-Eleven” instead of HDMI1 when going through their source list. Send help.
— ● ● (@jamiegrpollock) January 11, 2020
25.
I remember when I was little and wanted a Sega Mega Drive my mum said “if you’re not good you won’t get a Mega Segga” like it rhymed with “mega”
— Dave♂️Robots (@RobotsDave) January 10, 2020
26.
When my neighbor was learning English, she called it “Kinger Burg”, which I kind of love.
— Joanna (@castlesburning) January 12, 2020
27.
I’m a Mom. I say SO many things to annoy my kids eg hoodie = jogging top, X Box = Nintendo thing, Made in Chelsea = Love Island (every time), tattoos= it doesn’t come off, y’know, record TV = tape it for me. Could go on. I live for it.
— Kit de Waal (@KitdeWaal) January 12, 2020
28.
@hannahcrossley_ @lold3mort my dad refers to the dog’s collar as his “belt”
— lau ✗ (@lozza_crozza) January 11, 2020
29.
My mother in law calls antihistamines, hysterectomies.
— Harry McNally (@Ebbrell67) January 11, 2020
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