Ruin My Week
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“Me and the boys once took turns taking a 10 minute ice bath at a hotel, then measuring who had the smallest peen by the end of their ice bath, the smallest person won.” –gingy-96
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“Joined the Marine Corps. If I drew up a line chart of my life with X = Age and Y = number of IRL dicks seen, there is an exponential spike well into the hundreds on my first day of boot camp.” –KingAndross904
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“When I was a teenager me and my 5 friends were alone in the dorms while everyone else went on break. My 4 friends decided that it would be fun to have a masturbation contest to see who can cum the fastest. I said hell naw, and became the officiator. They all went to separate corners of the room and readied the porn in their phones. When I shout “Go!” they start jerking off simultaneously and the losers have to pay the winner’s dinner.” –ilhamalfatihah16
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“Had a crush on a guy back in high school or so I thought turned out the guy was a girl hiding in a hoodie with a buzz cut. I was seriously questioning my sexuality until I found out. We started dating it was an incredible time. While we didn’t last we kept in contact and we are both happy in our relationships and the time we had I will treasure them as I cringe at them.” –Phenoix512
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“Went on a cruise with my best bro I hadn’t seen in a year after I moved a few states away. The boat docks in Cozumel, and we both walk off the boat shirtless. No plan, but I eventually suggest renting mopeds. We get to the rental place, and he asks “Can I just ride on the back of yours?” Me: “Uh, okay.” That’s how we spent our afternoon, two shirtless guys cruising around on a moped and he’s got his arms around my waist. What’s great is that someone from the cruise had taken our picture on the moped and when he got married, his brother’s best man speech was actually a PowerPoint presentation that incorporated that picture. His brother said something like: “Some of you may not know this, but X hasn’t always dated women.” –NASA_Herpetologist
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“I giggled like a schoolgirl when a gay guy complimented me in New York in 2014. It wasn’t the fact that I was flattered by the compliment (I was very flattered), but the fact that I uttered the most effeminate laugh I’ve ever had (or heard) from said compliment. I was in New York very often that summer after breaking up with a terrible, emotionally abusive girlfriend, and I got hit on by a several gay dudes there. A big thanks to the LGBTQ community for helping me feel good about myself again that year!” –AhhBiteMe
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