Fantasizing about running away from your current life and going to spend time in some random town in an affordable home might be one of the top ten ways to waste time at work. That’s why people keep discovering bizarre houses on Zillow and making them famous online. The newest addition to this trend is going to keep people busy for a while because there’s almost too much that’s weird about it to take in.
The house was brought to Twitter’s attention by writer Jenny Jaffe, who tweeted a link to the property and wrote that the sellers had challenged viewers in their listing to “try to find the bathtub.”
Uh. Found this in a Facebook group; the person who posted said “tour in 3D, try to find the bathtub” …enjoy(?) https://t.co/20wOBjSUZa
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 26, 2020
That message implies they’re at least self-aware that their mystery house in Kentucky is basically a maze of horrors and questions. Jaffe’s followers found the bath pretty quickly, and it’s a very strange set up in there:
It turns out this building was formerly a church, and someone identified this unventilated tomb bath as a spot for baptisms:
It took me a minute of looking at all this to realize this was originally the baptismal fount, and the big warehouse that it connects to was probably the sanctuary back when this was a church.
the office desk w/workstation is on a little raised floor that probably had the lectern— Kelsey, Anime Bride Adventurer (@de_la_Nae) October 26, 2020
But the bath was barely scratching the surface of all the weirdness inside!
1st thought: So cluttered
2nd: That bedroom is huge!
3rd: CAT
4th: What is behind the door near the bedroom??
5th: There's a door at the stairs???
6th: The site is loading slow and I feel trapped in the basement
7th: Wtf is that laundry floor
8th: Wh- 2 TOILETS NEXT TO EACH OTHER pic.twitter.com/woOVB8UmW1— Erika | Age of Calamity spoilers (@Random_Hylian) October 27, 2020
It seems like since it’s been a church, this house has served many purposes, and the evidence of all the different characters who have come through has added up.
Like someone who has a box of “perfect skin.”
The folks who ran on monster energy.
Whatever is happening here:
The person who stacked an enormous collection of Girls Gone Wild DVDs right next to the baptismal bath:
The two toilet couple.
Someone who made their laundry room look like a crime scene.
And of course, the lone cat who haunts the place.
And even more:
Dont see enough hype for the gamecube with 1 controller sitting next to 10 gaping open DVD cleaners pic.twitter.com/2eQcfZcx5B
— neat! (@wormyjermy) October 27, 2020
Some of my favorite finds. Also while looking through the box warehouse located in his basement. There is no doubt he is running a bootleg DVD company. pic.twitter.com/MwGypCzRhZ
— Ken McGraw (@KenMcGraw) October 26, 2020
Anyone know what this is? pic.twitter.com/ajGPy3Qaey
— i miss doing calculus (@RickyWiIIiams) October 26, 2020
Found the tub. Is this a solo cup of blood? pic.twitter.com/QnysTSOSGv
— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@HollyAnneFrink) October 26, 2020
Dollhouse view can’t even comprehend pic.twitter.com/PmmdblmclY
— Butt Ghost (@sadie_burgess) October 26, 2020
So, when are we all moving in?