Emily
If you’re a single person like myself, you know that navigating the murky waters of today’s dating world is a bit of a nightmare. There’s no telling what you’re going to get, but a good sense of humor can make all the difference.
Thankfully, Twitter is full of hilarious people who are struggling just as much as the rest of us. These are just a few of the funniest tweets about dating in 2018, you’re welcome.
1.
if you're on a date and really not feeling it, say "poultry bosom" when ordering the chicken breast and the other person will just leave
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 9, 2018
2.
so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE
— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) June 25, 2018
3.
If she’s making eye contact while slowly putting her hair in a ponytail you’re either going to die or get a blow job.
— Tater 🍁🐾 (@TrueTorontoGirl) June 22, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/erinlyman36/status/1011045817954783232
5.
FRIEND: Just don’t be awkward on the first date.
ME: Awkward? I’m never awkward.
[on the date]
ME: Will you walk me to the bathroom?
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) June 26, 2018
6.
(brings date to the bedroom) will you check under the bed for monsters
— chuuch (@ch000ch) March 16, 2018
7.
[Watching sex scene in a movie]
Date: These scenes are so unrealistic
Me: I know like he hasn't even apologised yet— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 1, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/NOTVIKING/status/1018563318364102656
9.
[First date]
Her dad: I want her home before midnight
Me: but you already own her home
Dad: *turning to daughter* if you don't sleep with him, I will
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) June 20, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/_coryrichardson/status/1019224387197816832
