Materialistic things – I don’t care if you own a Porsche, have an Olympic-sized pool in your backyard, whatever. It doesn’t matter to me.
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Body hair, scars and sexual experience.
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Losing a small amount of hair. Seriously, I do not give one single sh*t that your hairline has receded an inch and a half. And that quarter-sized bald spot at the crown of your head? Yep, zero f*cks.
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