Chris Evans Has Tattoos Fans Didn’t Know About And They’re Taking It Personally

It seems like we’ve seen almost every inch of Chris Evans’ body at this point, but he has still managed to keep some secrets and these are shocking: he has tattoos! That’s not completely surprising. As a casual Marvel fan, I still managed to know that Evans had at least one tattoo, which he got to commemorate his time as an Avenger, along with Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Scarlett Johansson:

But that tattoo was very publicly discussed and shown off on every social media account available. It turns out that Evans has a whole bunch of other tattoos all over his torso that much get airbrushed off whenever he’s flexing on camera. Though come to think of it, Steve Rogers does usually keep his skin-tight white t-shirt on. Has he had these all this time?

The tattoos were noticed when Evans posted an Instagram story in which he backflipped into the pool for what he wrote was the last time for the season. This man is so powerful, look at this stuff:

Doing a standing backflip seems notable enough, but that accomplishment was overshadowed by the glimpse of naked torso covered in a patchwork of what looks like black ink:

The video quality isn’t what I’d like it to be, so I’m just going to list what I think I see: an eagle, a roaring tiger, a mushroom cap, a star, and three trout swimming upstream. DM me if I’m wrong, sir!

Fans of the superstar are freaking out over this blasé reveal:

But some people have been keeping track, and had some better photos of the tattoo progression across those premium abs:

Fascinating stuff. I might have to look at 20-30 more photos of a topless Chris Evans to get to the bottom of all this.

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