Ruin My Week
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My mom dated and performed oral on Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I found out about this in highschool when I had a bunch of friends over one night. We were trying to make my mom uncomfortable with our innuendo and humor and she drops that bomb shell on us. She described it in detail, to a room full of fifteen year olds decked out like Hot Topic billboards. You never forget a moment like that, hearing your mom describe the taste of a famous drummers load. I can’t listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers anymore. edit: For clarification, they were both in highschool at the time of the incident.—u/Tanto628
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Friend of mine had sex with Redfoo from LMFAO. He played his own music during, and sang along to to “I’m in Miami, Bitch” while inside her, changing the lyrics to “I”m in your pussy, b—tch.”—u/mistresswhat
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A friend of mine had sex with Lil pump he gave her chlamydia Edit: she had sex with him a couple months before she turned 18 so no she wasn’t a creepy 30 year old trying to get in his pants—u/karmasabih
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Not me, but a friend of mine banged Ville Valo of HIM. She went to the tour bus crowd and waited for him to get out of the venue, and as he was walking up, she goes, “Ville, f—k me, I’m 18!” He gave her a look, like the thought was crossing his mind, and then he shook his head and got on the bus. Well, fast forward two years later, same friend tries the same stunt to him. He recognized her as “the 18 year old,” and, well… she still has his number.—u/chrisdurand
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My friends older sister had sex with lil dicky and told us that his dick was actually huge. I can never listen to his music again. its all a lie—u/[deleted]
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I know a gal who claimed to have had sex with Stevie Ray Vaughn. Afterwards she was kinda disappointed that he “wasn’t grateful” cuz he was so homely that he should’ve appreciated a pretty girl’s attentions.—u/Avant0
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Not a band, but an old coworker of mine did it with Shel Silverstein. She used to work as a bank teller and he used to come in to deposit his royalty checks, then walk home with his guitar slung over his back. One day after work she saw him walking in the rain so she gave him a ride back to his houseboat, whereupon one thing led to another. She said the sex was terrible and he let out this high keening yell at the end, which really embarrassed her because she knew the neighbors could hear him.—u/fungez1
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I found that Susan Boyle is still a generous, yet humble person with a beautiful soul—u/pighalf
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My sister screwed Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying maybe about 8 years ago when they came to Australia. I think he ended up really liking her and would send her messages on Facebook all the time… A little while later and a friend sent us an article that he was getting thrown in jail for attempted murder of his wife (yes he was married with kids when they boned and yes he is supposedly a devout Christian). She felt partially responsible for a little while but I think he probably slept with girls everywhere he went.—u/hamwalletse
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My ex-girlfriend and her friend ran into Chief Keef and YG in LA before we dated. She said YG was hitting on her, but he was just unbearably stupid. They invited them over, but my ex didn’t go. Her friend ended up going and slept with Chief Keef. She was on top of him and yelled “oh my God, I can’t believe I’m f—king chief keef!” He just puts his hand over her mouth and calmly says “shut up hoe”. Some girl from my high school f—ked Drake, but sadly I got no details on that.—u/pwayno
