Fresh off her lavish, meme-inspiring 40th birthday on a private island with her closest friends and family, on Thursday evening Kim Kardashian shared the birthday gift that she had received from her husband Kanye West. And naturally, the gift was about as subtle and understated as one can expect from the famous family—simply a talking hologram of her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian, who passed away in 2003 at age 59 from esophageal cancer.
“For my birthday, Kanye got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my dad,” tweeted Kardashian, along with a video of the hologram delivering its custom birthday greeting. “It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.”
For my birthday, Kanye got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my dad. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion. pic.twitter.com/jD6pHo17KC
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) October 29, 2020
Well, if nothing else, it certainly is a special … surprise! As her tweet began to go viral, others likewise became filled with emotion—such as shock, horror, and confusion. But one moment, in particular, really got people talking. “I watch over you and your sisters and brother and kids, every day,” says the hologram, at one point early into the video.
“Sometimes I drop hints that I’m around, like when you hear someone make a big peefee, or when you make a big peefee.”
Uhh, come again?
According to a 2006 Urban Dictionary entry, the word “peefee” is derived from “pussy fart.” As in, “the farts that come from your vaginal region,” also knows as a queef? Whether that was the intended usage, or why Kim Kardashian’s dad would be talking about her pussy farts is a whole other story, however, as people began to make jokes and speculate on Twitter.
Trying to process… I got to the word peefee and shut down. https://t.co/shVV3h98h4
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) October 30, 2020
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH KIM KARDASHIAN'S DAD HOLOGRAM VIDEO, WONDER WHAT A 'PEEFEE' IS (AFTER HE SAYS IT), THEN GOOGLE IT.
DO NOT GOOGLE IT!
— Sarah Colonna (@sarahcolonna) October 29, 2020
What… is a big peefee?
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 30, 2020
Is PEEFEE what I think I think it is?
— Sondre Lerche (@SondreLerche) October 30, 2020
HAMLET: Alas, poor ghost!
GHOST: You're forty and all grown up.
HAMLET: Speak; I am bound to hear.
GHOST: Sometimes I drop hints that I'm around, like when you hear someone make a big peefee.
HAMLET: O God!
GHOST: Or when you make a big peefee.
HAMLET: Oh my prophetic soul.
— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) October 30, 2020
what the fuck is a big peefee
— Mister Gorbachev, Hit These Back Walls (@SAMOYEDCORE) October 30, 2020
When you’re curious what a peefee is pic.twitter.com/DYcORLsohr
— azra (@azhodziccc) October 29, 2020
It’s entirely unclear how much Kanye spent on the birthday gift for Kardashian, but as the saying goes—a fool and his peefee are soon parted.