Jon
31.
when i saw frozen 2 and (spoiler alert) olaf “died”, i heard someone crying behind me and i thought it was some little kid and i felt bad until i heard a little kid say “don’t cry, mommy!”
— elise ‼️ | 8 (@theguiltyones) August 31, 2020
32.
saw Ford v. Ferrari and boomers behind us kept an ongoing narration wildly misinterpreting obvious plot points (“boy, bet THAT guy’s out of a job now!” after Iacocca’s speech to Ford). midway through they suddenly/loudly realized there “sure are a lot of OLD CARS in THIS movie!”
— contagion cody banks 🕵️ (@illipsisHVB) August 30, 2020
33.
when i saw megamind in theaters a little girl sitting in front of me turned to her grandma and disapprovingly said “i don’t like his head at all”, i choked
— (@beannebaby) August 30, 2020
34.
My personal best is when the trailer for Life of Pi started and the woman in the row ahead of me said to her husband “ohh this is Life of Pee”
— Ashley Niedringhaus (@A_Nieds) August 30, 2020
35.
one time I was watching Harry Potter in theaters and when Fudge realizes Voldemort is back & says “he’s back” all shocked, this dude from the back goes “well no shit”
— a s h l e y (@ashley_xman) August 30, 2020
36.
A couple in front of me for Indy 4:
Gal (seeing the Lucasfilm logo): “Ooooh. Is that like George Lucas?”
Guy (sarcastically): “No, it’s his brother Roger Lucas.”
*George Lucas’s name comes up*
Gal: “See? It IS George!” *smacks him*
Guy: *deep, sad sigh* I know.— Emma the Immunocompromised Cat (@pollyprissypant) August 30, 2020
37.
During the movie even!
Went to see 300, and when the battle rhino charges Leonidas and his men, the woman behind me screamed “oh my god what the hell is that thing?!”
How, as a grown adult, do you not know what a rhino is?
— Flanimal Crossing Food Horizons (@Fay_Tallety) August 31, 2020
38.
I remember when the preview for LOTR came out in theaters and the guy next to me shouted “HELL YEAH ZELDA”
— Cap (@BryanRoush115) August 30, 2020
39.
When I was watching The Force Awakens, moments before Kylo killed Han, the old lady next to me loudly asked her husband: “Where’s Luke?”
— Leah (@lumpyspaceb1tch) August 30, 2020
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