There’s something about having a “songs to have sex to” playlist that I personally find unappealing, especially if you have sex with lots of different people. Do they all get the same list? If so, that’s a little impersonal. If not, maybe you need another hobby, because you have too many sex playlists. I guess a couple making one together might be kind of sweet, but even so, do they only play it on special occasions? Or is it Every. Single. Time? Weird and ritualistic.
But I think I’m in the minority on that, because Buzzfeed reports that a recent study conducted by lingerie brand Pour Moi analyzed over 300,000 songs from playlists labeled “Sex Playlist, baby-making, and shagging.”
Wow, it gets worse and worse. They came up with a bunch of lists that might help you add to your own Shagging Playlist, because you’re Austin Powers, baby, yeah! Here are some of the fun ones:
Top Ten Songs
1. All The Time – Jeremih
2. Often – The Weeknd
3. Earned It – The Weeknd
4. Birthday Sex – Jeremih
5. Neighbors Know My Name – Trey Songz
6. Don’t – Bryson Tiller
7. Wicked Games – The Weeknd
8. Slow Motion – Trey Songz
9. Pony – Ginuwine
10.The Hills – The Weeknd
Call Out My Name – The Weeknd
These are the top artists in general for sexing, if you want more of an overview. Maybe there’s yet another song by The Weeknd that you’d like to boink to:
1. The Weeknd
2. Trey Songz
3. Usher
4. Drake
5. Jeremih
6. Rihanna
7. Beyoncé
8. Miguel
9. Two Feet
10. PARTYNEXTDOOR
And then there’s this list of top ten songs people masturbate to, and I absolutely must call bullsh*t. There probably are people with masturbation playlists, but how many of them include only songs that relate to masturbating or puns about masturbating? Is this study saying that everyone masturbates to the idea of masturbating? Or to the idea of The Weeknd. I just don’t believe it. But maybe I’ll try out these songs later and see how they make me feel:
1. I Touch Myself – Divinyls
2. Sex With Me – Rihanna
3. Love Myself – Hailee Steinfeld
4. Call Out My Name – The Weeknd
5. Often – The Weeknd
6. SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK – Joji
7. Get You (feat. Kali Uchis) – Daniel Caesar
8. Earned It – The Weeknd
9. Take on Me – a-ha
10. Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears
11. Under the Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers
12. Feeling Myself – Nicki Minaj
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