14. Airbrushed jeans.
Talk about “distressed.” Lol, see what I did there?
15. And, extreme bell-bottom jeans.
Also featuring those super platformed flip-flops.
16. Black extreme wedged sandals.
This was just a broken ankle waiting to happen. So much of shoe fashion (which I love) is just “let’s try to make walking harder.”
17. Way too tight tube tops.
Sure, there was always a chance that it’d fall down and you’d end up flashing everyone, but those are just the risks we took for fashion.
18. Or, Chinese slippers.
They were not meant to be worn outside the house, people.
19. Popped collars.
They look like cult members.
20. Silk, lace camis as shirts.
We were really confused about what was meant to go on top, lingerie or actual clothes.
21. Tiffany charm bracelets.
Who could afford these??
22. Micro mini skirts.
I think she might have gone shopping in the kids’ section.
23. Open bottom shirts.
It’s like air conditioning for your midriff.
24. Lace-up fly pants:
Why did we choose to make going to the bathroom difficult?
25. Cropped shrugs.
Basically, we just really liked our clothing small. Like, wrong size small.