Students And Employees Are Sharing Dumb Rules That Backfired On Their School Or Workplace (25 Pics)

In my dorm, if you did something that triggered the smoke/fire alarm, you had to do a safety presentation for everyone on your floor. This was intended to deter pranksters from pulling the alarm.

A guy on our floor was making grilled cheese in the kitchenette, and burned it, which legitimately triggered the fire alarm. Afterward, he explained, assuming that since it had been a legitimate alarm and not a prank, he wouldn’t have to do a presentation. He was, of course, wrong.

So, the next Wednesday night, the entire floor assembled, and we were treated to a thirty-minute safety presentation on the dangers of grilled cheese sandwiches. It contained literally nothing about fire safety. It was all choking hazards and cholesterol.

Our RA was furious, but the student pointed out that the write-up that he’d been given just said “safety presentation”.

We didn’t get any more presentations after that.

Well, it wasn’t a school-wide policy, but I had a super [jerk] French teacher who would constantly hand out detentions for things as inconsequential as walking to the trash can to throw away a piece of paper. She absolutely could not deal with the fact that we periodically might need to actually leave our chairs for a perfectly valid reason. One day she locked herself out of the classroom and nobody would let her back in. “Sorry! We aren’t allowed to get out of our seats!” She had to get the janitor, lol.

My company, as part of its alcohol policy, said you should not drink for at least four hours before coming to work. When engineers got called about production problems over the weekend, they all “just had a beer” but could be there in about four or five hours.

My high school was trying to prevent a senior prank since the class before us had got a little out of hand. They basically told us not to have one, that they would get anyone who did anything in a lot of trouble, yada yada

So somebody has an idea. What if we do an “anti prank”. The idea had floated around the halls and everyone knew what we were going to do. For an entire week, every senior was going to bring a potentially threatening item for a senior prank, and do nothing with it.

The week starts and that Monday, nearly the entire senior class carries a banana with them to every class. This is a school of ~2600 student, 650 graduating class. So there are hundreds of bananas being carried through the halls, teachers and assistant principals freaking out. By noon, an announcement was made that all bananas needed to be eaten or thrown away or they would be confiscated. So by that afternoon, every banana was taken away from the student.

The next day got even better. Somebody has the idea that we should all bring a gallon jug of water with us to class. And to no one’s surprise, again there is an announcement that they are going to start taking up the water jugs for fear of what we are going to do with them. But this time, the students got creative. People are resentful now and not wanting to give up their precious water. Students are getting creative, hiding them in backpacks, avoiding teachers in the hallways, whatever it took to keep their water jugs. But alas, most of the jugs had been confiscated.

So the students start taking to social media. Tons of tweets and mentions are going out to local news stations, TMZ, Oprah, Ellen, you name it, they got mentioned. All of these messages are going out along the lines of “School is confiscating all water, not allowing students to drink water #highschooldrought2kxx #weredying #sendhelp. You get the picture. Before the end of the day, two different news reporters were at our school. Guess we had the last laugh after all.

TL;DR: School made silly rules to not let us have a senior prank. We anti-pranked them and their rules backfired. lots of negative press over nothing malicious ever happening.

Zero tolerance, which means if you are involved with fighting, you will be kicked out. No questions asked. They think it would means no more fighting.

Nope. It means if the bully is beating up a kid, no one would step in, for fear of involving with the fight and getting kicked out. No one would snitch because it means the bully will target you next, and now you are involved in fighting and get kicked out. It is a s**t policy.

In my senior year of high school some guy in my class got an in-school suspension for wearing a headband (he had long, curly hair) so the next couple of weeks almost every guy on the football team started wearing headbands in protest. Keep in mind that girls could wear headbands, just not guys. No one really understood this rule

If you violated the dress code policy, you had to wear these really big gray sweatpants or sweatshirts that said DCV in big orange letters. (Dress Code Violation). It became a thing to get caught because they were apparently really comfortable. When the admin finally caught on that people were trying to get them on purpose, they changed it so that you got in-school suspension. Jokes on them for that too. Lots of kids preferred that over being in class.

My Jr. high school adopted a policy to not allow kids to loiter in groups of 5 or more, in an attempt to crack down on “gang mentality”. this was freaking Jr. High.

Anyway me and my group of misfits (6 of us) were always hanging out during free times, and the principal eventually stopped us and asked us to separate. I had to casually explain to him that were we not a group of 6, but 2 groups of 3 that were inter-mingling. People caught wind and that rule was basically dead.

That was one of the few times I had to explain to my father why he was called into the principal’s office with me.

A school in my area jacked up the cost of the parking pass. People protested by not buying the pass. Instead, they rode the bus.

The funny thing is the county really relies on juniors and seniors driving because they don’t have enough busses for all the students. The parking pass fee dropped. People drove again. Don’t ever let them tell you that driving to school is a privilege. They NEED you to drive to school.

When I was in kindergarten, during the morning announcements one day they came on and said “and please no throwing snowballs. There is a chance you might accidentally get some rocks in them.” You could see on the faces of all 20-some students the realization that “OMG we could put rocks in them!”

I’ve told this story before, but my high school tried to crack down on people wearing their ties too short, as was the fashion.

It got to the stage where anything except completely pristine uniforms would get you detention — which, coming up to exam season, was one more thing we didn’t want to deal with. In protest at what was widely seen as a ridiculous rule, ties started getting longer and longer — one foot, two feet, two and a half feet, as long as people could get them.

It culminated in one girl sewing two ties together into a five-foot beast that trailed on the floor as she walked and resulted in the Deputy Head having a screaming s**tfit one day about how disrespectful we all were to the uniform codes. After that, the teachers quietly gave up on the new hardline approach to uniforms, and everything went back to normal.

This was actually in the news a couple of months ago. We had a really hot summer last year, and the boys at my little brother’s secondary school were mad that they couldn’t wear shorts but the girls could wear skirts.

The Junior Leadership Team bought it up at a meeting, and the headteacher jokingly went, “alright If the boys want to wear skirts, then let them.”

A group of boys went to school wearing skirts the next day. Then it wasn’t just a group of them

I went to a private school for elementary, where uniforms were strict. If you didnt wear a belt you’d go to the principles office and he would make you use a shoe string.

Well when he opened the drawer there were like 6 different colors and everybody thought it was really neat so for a short period of time there was a bunch of kids coming to school with no belt so they could wear their lime green shoe string belt.

My High School made students wear these neon t-shirts that read “Dress Code Violator” if their outfit didn’t adhere to the school’s policy. They became so popular the school began selling them one week later.

I’m a programmer. In a previous job, the developers and teams were measured by the number of feature requests they completed.

We figured out to subdivide everything to blow it up into the maximum number of feature requests possible. A manager might request a new report. We’d set up separate feature tickets for “create button”, “make button blue”, “make button respond when clicked”, “implement business logic”, “display results in grid”, “allow sorting of grid”, and so on. We’d subdivide a 1-day task into 20 one-hour tasks.

Management loved it! Our team looked twenty times as productive, despite deliberately slowing ourselves down with red tape.

*Little backstory, my high school was a teeny tiny rural school, 600 kids in grades 7-12

Randomly at the beginning of the second semester of my senior year, the new principal (who had just moved here from an inner city school in another state) decided that we would no longer be allowed to carry backpacks/bookbags in the halls between classes for safety reasons.

Makes sense in this day and age, but the students were pissed about this abrupt change in the clockwork of our tiny school. Shenanigans ensued after this new rule came into effect, including every student dropping their books in the hall simultaneously at 10:50 one day.

My personal favorite was the guy in my class who decided he would make something that couldn’t be called a “backpack”. First, he took a bunch of belts and tied his books together so they could be carried (on his back). That was shut down after day two. That’s when it got hilarious – the next Monday he comes waltzing in wearing a product of his own design. He had made L-shaped shelves from pieces of wood that could be connected to the sides of his legs and proceeded to harness his books to these leg brace shelves. Needless to say, he was pulled from class before lunch.

Not sure if it was exactly a rule but my middle school once encouraged kids to not touch each other at all to reduce physical harassment cases, even friendly gestures among friends.

All that did was get the kids running around touching each either around campus for about a month and a half screaming “physical harassment!” As they did so. To add insult to injury they did it twice as often in front of the admin who made the presentation about it.

My Dad was a corpsman with the Marines doing high desert training in the Mojave. They had a big problem with unidentified snakebites, ie people would get bit but not identify the snake, so it was hard to find the right antidote. So my dad got all the Marines in a room and said “If you get bit by a snake, bring it back here so we can identify it. Not even a full week later they had to alter the wording a bit because a marine was bit by a rattlesnake and decided to bring it back without killing it. This man had carried this snake all the way back to base ALIVE, and the snake decided to let him know exactly how he felt about that by repeatedly biting his arm the entire time. Needless to say, that marine went home, and they made sure to hold another meeting where they told everyone to KILL the snake, then bring it back.

Edit: He kept the arm. They got him to the base hospital in roughly 50 minutes and gave him anti-venom. He was out for 6 weeks. This was in 1995 at 29 palms (He calls it 29 stumps) 4th marine division, ie reservist marines out of Buffalo New York

We found out our Catholic elementary school wasn’t allowed to stop any sort of religious behavior regardless if it was a Catholic school.

Lots of “Hail Satan”s and uncomfortable teachers ensued

There was a rule they put in place my freshman year of high school, that if you arrived late i.e. after the first bell, you couldn’t park in the parking lot. You’d have to park at the gas station down the highway and walk to school, making you even later.

It stopped after 20 or so people intentionally showed up late to school and made a mass exodus along the highway. On top of a lot of parents b****ing.

They made a new rule where we had to ask permission to use the restroom during lunch.

We all coordinated and the whole cafeteria would raise their hands at once to request to go. They responded by sending us two at a time. We did this for a few days then changed our procedure to everyone just getting up at once and going to the restroom without permission.

They didn’t ever officially do away with the rule, but the teachers on duty in the lunch room eventually just stopped enforcing it.

Edit: it’s interesting how many people responded with something like “my school had the same rule”, and how many people said something like “wtf, that’s the craziest rule I’ve heard of, is this even real?”

My high school put in a policy so that after the 3rd time you were late, you got detention. They didn’t change the absent policy.

Tardiness decreased by 52(?) %. Absentees increased by 70%.

Edit: The punishment for missing was nothing until social services comes in.

If you return a library book late, your parents would have to return it and explain why it’s late. It worked about as well as you would think. The rule lasted a few months before they figured it wasn’t worth the cost of replacing all the books.

My School banned all balls over a couple of inches in diameter because someone kicked a football through a window during lunch.

Most of us that walked home walked past the woods by the golf course and had a ready supply of golf balls as a result.

Golf balls were allowed under the new rules due to their size.

3 broken windows in one lunch period later they weren’t.

I told this story before but in high school, they banned backpacks in classrooms. Everyone was pissed. Some girls started bringing bigger purses to put their books in, so a bunch of dudes brought their mom’s purses in and were using those for school books.

The administration and teachers got upset because we found a loophole so they banned purses too. At this point, a bunch of moms got upset because their daughters had to carry around tampons and stuff in their coat pockets, in addition to all of their books, notebooks, calculators, pens/pencils, and whatever else they have in those purses.

Finally, the school let everyone have their backpacks back.

Edit: Knowing that other places banned backpacks makes me feel a bit better. What would make me feel a lot better is going back in time and telling Mrs. Gaines that she can eat a bag of decomposing dongs for suggesting that we get rid of our backpacks. That lady hated teaching, and she hated students – she just loved control. Already having an authority problem, I bucked up at her more than once. I remember one story where me and a bunch of other seniors started “compli-sulting” each other. We’d pay each other compliments, but in an insulting tone, start to act like we were going to fight, then hug it out. We thought it was hilarious, but Mrs. Gaines thought we were being disrespectful to her authority because we’d compli-sult each other a bunch outside of her door. Once we learned this annoyed her we started to do it more until some pink slips started coming out and people were getting sent to the office for “complimenting each other in a loud tone.” What a joke of a teacher.