31.
all people deserve food whether or not they have money https://t.co/jOp0T8P1Qd
— Horse Girl Autumn (@jelenawoehr) November 24, 2019
32.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is gross. No one should be eating frozen toothpaste https://t.co/dGCaZjTh9o
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) November 23, 2019
33.
Red velvet cake is just not very good chocolate cake and food dye. 😒 https://t.co/div3Z1kNNT
— Kimberley Wilson CPsychol (@FoodAndPsych) November 23, 2019
34.
Artichokes fell to earth from space and are actually a sentient flesh-spore made from the traumatic memories of a forgotten galactic genocide. https://t.co/HPHcggiv0n
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 23, 2019
35.
Tomato slices are soggy, flavorless gruel and have absolutely no place on a sandwich https://t.co/LFZTOzuy3E
— Will🧙♂️Menaker (@willmenaker) November 23, 2019
36.
“Boneless wings” are just small chicken tenders and you sound stupid when you call them that. https://t.co/ARM9b1IGZx
— Wells Adams (@WellsAdams) November 23, 2019
37.
Sandwiches sliced diagonally taste significantly better than sandwiches sliced down the middle. https://t.co/6YmWk6m21w
— Colton Underwood (@colton) November 23, 2019
In conclusion?
it’s all just calories. who gives a shit. eat stuff that tastes good. balanced diet? fuck off. sure, probably try to not get scurvy but most bodies can go way further than you’d think just by getting *enough* https://t.co/4aXmOSnNL0
— moth dad (@innesmck) November 24, 2019