Jason Mustian
Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Relatable.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
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https://twitter.com/aydreezyy/status/1095245464922816512
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Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements
— ko (@k0mikazi) November 16, 2018
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is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
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your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/rubexcubex/status/1097558646656036866
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Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— jp (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
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Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
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everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Meecheal Myers (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
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what if u spelled jeff like jephph
— UnDo 512 #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) March 31, 2018
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what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
— Shóna (@shona_kelly_) November 28, 2018
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do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀neyda🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
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THIS ONE pic.twitter.com/kohxQsQXiX
— 𝒥𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓎𝓊𝒽 (@gothmoth69) December 18, 2019
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Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/edgarmomplaisir/status/1095741120833675264
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1095720208675725312
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https://twitter.com/gaddy_alex/status/1095078912365903878
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Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
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bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches.
— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) February 11, 2019
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i just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'
and i just stared off into the distance like
— Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus) November 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Istrutt_/status/1094335480047509505
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https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1052784968810680320
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https://twitter.com/aIecrl/status/1093370235191648256
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https://twitter.com/AnnaMichelleFox/status/1046570470324211712
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https://twitter.com/touroflove/status/1063926835199778817
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https://twitter.com/amywhodigital/status/1093030166261944320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-relatable-tweets
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https://twitter.com/urdadkylie/status/1092766514715992064
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I'm a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 3, 2019
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how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll
— allie bug ꩜ (@vorpalteeth) October 16, 2018
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The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
— GoHomeRoger (@Go__homeroger) January 27, 2019
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Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: pic.twitter.com/kR5yvvMqU7
— ᴍᴄᴍxᴄᴠɪ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SadSiren_/status/1207486803499986944
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https://twitter.com/emerylord/status/843613539315204096
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I’m just a girl
Sitting in front of a computer
Holding a phone
Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.
— Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman) May 24, 2018
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It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 20, 2014
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Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 9, 2016
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does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile”
— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) February 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/1022519204585586695
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why didn’t anyone tell me that your perpetual state of existence after the age of 27 is just “tired”
— Kristin Harris (@KristinHarris) July 24, 2018
