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Hey, have you noticed that Barron Trump is suddenly incredibly tall? Me neither, because there’s a lot of other stuff going on. But maybe take a break and enjoy some Giant Barron memes before getting back to the real stuff.
It’s actually kind of old news. The Daily Mail dubbed 14-year-old Barron “Trump Tower” in January, and Business Insider reported that he was 6’3″ that month. That is very tall for a young teenager:
Barron Trump, 13, stands head and shoulders over his parents as they head to Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/JpFJiVtv4z pic.twitter.com/t4kOpmBKz9
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) January 17, 2020
I’m not sure exactly how this started up again, but it might be from this Twitter account @BOS_jw that only has three followers:
How Barron trump be looking pic.twitter.com/EaZfheKrNt
— . (@BOS_jw) June 6, 2020
Their tweet compares Barron to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where he walks around on stilts. But Barron’s meat sticks are real! I’m fairly sure!
No one can resist talking about Spongebob or the Trump family, so Twitter soon erupted with memes and thoughts on the height of Trump’s youngest:
I don’t care how tall Barron Trump is, as long as he grows up happy, and gay, and marries a beautiful Mexican man.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) June 6, 2020
Pretty sure the 7ft tall antifa supersoldier is Barron Trump lashing out at his dad
— Voting 4 crime bill architect to stop racism (@Everybody_Hertz) June 5, 2020
I don’t give a damn who this offends:
Barron Trump is tall. pic.twitter.com/H2I9beIYoR
— ⚖️Powerful Mel Ankoly 🦈 #ForThePeople (@Mel_Ankoly) June 6, 2020
I just can’t get over how tall he is, I know they’re all tall people but his dad is 6’3 and Barron is already half a head taller than him. He’s 14.
— Thrilligitimate (@Thrilligitimat1) June 6, 2020
okay srsly, HOW TALL IS BARRON?!?!?! pic.twitter.com/SFmSm2MxgY
— the real princess jasmine (@ayeitzjazi) June 8, 2020
barron trump looks like two kids in a trenchcoat pic.twitter.com/d6L9Rf5wBw
— mr. tweet’s (FUCK A COP’S WIFE) (@kecleeon) June 6, 2020
Barron Trump is the actual patient in all of Donald’s medical records pic.twitter.com/aSP24NjhId
— Vs. (@JFD8) June 6, 2020
so no one was gonna tell me that barron trump is not only alive and well, but also like 8’1 pic.twitter.com/ClDVZLI4yi
— georgia (@georgsoup) June 5, 2020
And apparently conservatives are really, really mad that folks are commenting on his height:
To all the triggered trump supporter snowflakes in my comments. Stay mad pic.twitter.com/F3CR0yZFzF
— . (@BOS_jw) June 6, 2020
Republicans: Michelle Obama is really a man and his two daughters look like monkeys. (Loud cheering and laughter)
Democrats: Barron Trump is tall. He’s grown so much in four years.
(Wow! You’re right, he’s taller than his father)Republicans: HOW DARE YOU ATTACK A CHILD! pic.twitter.com/8AusQdiqQr
— America on Life Support (@GOPshipoffools) June 6, 2020
People, don’t be mean to Barron Trump. He’s only 14….
….feet tall pic.twitter.com/Dja9ObUdtO
— Harrison Says Stay Safe! (@HarrisonRFox) June 6, 2020
Those people saying “leave Barron Trump alone”, even though he started trending because of how tall he is, are the same people who bashed Greta Thunberg for using her voice to improve the planet. pic.twitter.com/E9bI8ksvAU
— Glenn Cronauer (@DoctorDB7) June 6, 2020
MAGA: Malia Obama is a pothead. Chelsea Clinton is a dog. Greta Thunberg and David Hogg are Nazis.
Liberals: Wow, Barron Trump is really tall.
MAGA: HOW DARE YOU PICK ON A CHILD!!!
— Honker #BlackLivesMatter (@HonkerTheSkunk) June 6, 2020
Does it matter that Barron Trump is tall? No. Is it an insult? No. Do I now fear he will grow so large in adulthood that he stumbles across the country laying waste to cities like Godzilla? Yes.
