Were you planning on getting some work done today?
Perhaps you were just planning on a nice relaxing afternoon, devoid of deep existential funk?
Sorry. I’m about to change those plans. I’m about to change everything.
19. Wait, what? Oh, that.
17. Trying this right now.
16. Agreed, tbh.
15. Burton, you son of a gun.
14. Someone get me a calculator.
13. Today’s kids will never know.
12. My life is a lie.
11. Is nothing sacred?
10. You’re doing it right now, aren’t you?