We’ve come a long way towards gender equality, especially within the last couple of years, but there is still much to be done.
Women in the workplace are still losing $513 billion in wages compared to their male peers as a result of the wage gap. Women are still expected to be financially independent and to have careers while juggling housekeeping, childrearing, and getting dinner on the table. They’re forced to juggle because choosing one over the other comes with its own set of issues. Women are still discounted at every turn when it comes to sexual assault or harassment.
The list goes on and on and on.
Ending with bras. BRAS. When will some genius woman scientist come up with a way to keep ta-tas perky forever so that bras become a thing of the past? I’m waiting.
2019 will be the year I finally vanquish* my enemies**
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 31, 2018
Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 18, 2017
Me: “Whose bra is that?”
Me: “Why is it on the kitchen windowsill?”
Daughter: “I took it off to eat.”
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 30, 2018
You ever angry and sad and confused but then you take off your bra
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 28, 2016
Every woman who has ever taken off a sports bra is a professional escape artist.
— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) February 14, 2016
I bet dying feels like taking off your bra but better.
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 12, 2011
ALL MY NON-BRA-WEARING FRIENDS LOOK AWAY
(whispers) ok whoever's left, is there a technical term for when you have a Bra Incident and you end up with either smashboob or fourboob and you can't fix it right away
is the word i'm looking for calamatitty
— Premee (@premeesaurus) May 30, 2018
how in this modern age of technological wonders is our strategy with sports bra design still to just lock the titties up in smash jail
— Sweatpants Cher ⚫️ (@House_Feminist) November 30, 2018
I don't carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra.
At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 6, 2015
If the feeling you get when you take off your bra after wearing it for 24 hours could be bottled, it would be the most addictive drug ever.
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) September 14, 2014