Every week on Twitter, women are slowly inching towards utter gender dominance over men when it comes funny shit. And every week we spend way too much time reading what they’ve come up with. Here are fifteen of the finest and funniest examples of hilarious Tweets from women we had time to find.
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R.I.P my moms vagina pic.twitter.com/KgCOjGZse7
— carolube (@bananaemojis) August 13, 2017
2.
My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao pic.twitter.com/FUwwplzkYg
— Jenna (@goodgaljenjen) November 3, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/_dlew32/status/1122946709628313601
4.
me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
5.
Someone posted this to our neighborhood message board and I will never recover. pic.twitter.com/1uWwOKHHsZ
— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) November 8, 2018
6.
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I’d have like 27 dollars which isn’t a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
— Bailey (@baybaydayday) October 18, 2018
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HOW has this just happened?!?!??!!? pic.twitter.com/lSJJqQmNik
— Cez👁 (@HardyCerys) April 30, 2019
8.
Witnessed the best party exit of my life yesterday: an adult told the six-year-old, “I like your unicorn backpack.” The girl paused on the steps and, without even casting a backwards glance, said, “Maybe you can get one someday.” Then she disappeared through the doggy door
— Brit Bennett (@britrbennett) July 28, 2019
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I made a meme about punctuation pic.twitter.com/2Dy2qGR3D2
— Clare Costello (@cemcostello) October 24, 2018
10.
Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 22, 2018
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thank god https://t.co/vYdSThTcAU
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 6, 2018
12.
He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside pic.twitter.com/oy6Hi8TsII
— jensen kendall (@jensenmares) November 4, 2018
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When I RT a good tweet by one of my friends with a low follower count pic.twitter.com/66Eku5ZoI3
— senior vice president of jerks (@rajandelman) November 8, 2018
14.
damn @McDonalds u freaky pic.twitter.com/aaHhKM0Uiu
— slumdogecoin millionaire (@sophsa) October 24, 2018
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My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today pic.twitter.com/BCRE1dz68f
— Syd (@Sydney_allenn) October 23, 2018