Masha
It’s important to start every new year off on the right foot. And what better way than to gift yourself with the knowledge that Sesame Street‘s Cookie Monster has a Twitter account, and that this Twitter account is all types of adorable, relatable, and ever so sweet (GET IT? You get it.)
Anyway, the following is a list of Cookie Monster tweets that’ll get you in the proper mood for 2019: ready to eat cookies.
1. This relatable feeling:
Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 7, 2018
2. This unchecked desire:
Me: Eats cookie.
Me brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say itMe: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 16, 2018
3. This…is what dreams are made of:
DIS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! ME COMING! HOLD DA CLEANUP! https://t.co/tqFAeKdKrE
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) May 17, 2018
4. This call to action:
Let’s 👏 Get 👏 These 👏 Cookies
Let’s get these cooooookies!
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) October 25, 2018
5. This win-win:
Bad day? Eat cookie.
Good day? Eat cookie.Either way, me eat cookie!
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) August 30, 2018
6. This interesting theory:
Sometimes Moon look like giant cookie. Must look into joining space program.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) August 13, 2018
7. This all-inclusive birthday celebration:
It me birthday today! Me going to celebrate with 2 cookie cakes! One cookie-shaped cake, one cake-shaped cookie. Cover all bases.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 2, 2018
8. This absolute improvement:
Me voted for iHOC – International House of Cooooooookies! 🍪
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) June 11, 2018
9. This confounding question:
Me no understand problem. Who not eat both? https://t.co/U62zQEDldk
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 4, 2018
10. This understandable interpretation:
Me after me eat cookie: https://t.co/hLyensxQX8
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 11, 2018
