Anyone else not sure what to do with themselves during quarantine? You could try having a regimented schedule to try and maintain a sense of normalcy, including work, study, and regular exercise. Or you could just go nuts on all your snacks and devour them faster than a dog snarfs up food off the kitchen floor. That seems to be what most people are choosing to do, though “choosing” might be too strong a word.
It’s more like we are COMPELLED to open the fridge again and again, to devour the entire open bag, to make cookie sandwiches with cookie filling. What else is there to do? At least we can all know we are being gripped by the same force. The tweets below prove it. Everyone is sharing their quarantine snack woes and compulsive meal plans again and again and they don’t stop being relatable.
Scroll through these quarantine snack jokes and give yourself a sixty-second pause before walking back to the kitchen.
Day 12 of Quarantine / Self-Isolation
I want snacks. pic.twitter.com/gmNiGvVGvK
— Ewa Ferdynus (@EwaFerdynus) March 26, 2020
Hypebeasts when their family member eats their $14 supreme Oreos because they ran out of quarantine snacks pic.twitter.com/XiT1DxYG61
— john (@iam_johnw) March 26, 2020
can someone quarantine my mouth from all these fuckin snacks???
— DEADSKULL (@deadskulltweets) March 21, 2020
Me TRYING not to eat all my quarantine snacks on the first day..
— Anna C. (@AnnaCAAlves) March 24, 2020
Me ratioining my snacks to last throughout quarantine… pic.twitter.com/G2zE28nmu1
— al-Mansour (@iammuhammad) March 22, 2020
Quarantine Meal Schedule
7:15 Dessert Breakfast
8:30 Panic Snack w/ news
11:30 Snack while standing up staring
12:30 Lunch w/ small dessert
2:00 Post nap luncheon
4:30 Trail mix
6:00 dinner w/ weird vibes
10:00 Ice cream
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 19, 2020
I already ate all my quarantine snacks pic.twitter.com/ayoKffTWDw
— Lo (@solodeauxleaux) March 14, 2020
fuck this self quarantine really making me eat 75 meals a day ok declaring RMO for myself. Restrictive mouth order
— kartinee (@martineekag) March 19, 2020
May my quarantine meals go straight to my ass
— Abzz (@chattinwas) March 20, 2020
Me as I’m looking around the kitchen deciding which quarantine snack I’m gonna devour next pic.twitter.com/wlriYUkp4T
— Hallie Mossett (@hallielikeduh15) March 21, 2020