Masha
Mothers are hands-down the most impressive people on earth. The whole giving birth, creating life, and then being your best friend and biggest supporter for eternity thing is really, really clutch.
That being said, there is no question that moms also have the innate ability to embarrass their kids in very specific ways. This is particularly true for moms who are super dramatic, like, Mariah-Carey-level-extra. It may be annoying at times, but you’ve got to admit it’s also 1000% aspirational.
(Also, this list includes grandmas. Grandmas are moms too!!!)
1. The mom who has her priorities in order:
My sister is trying to have a baby and my mom is continuing to be a headass pic.twitter.com/4A4YlZTDOA
— Mary (@merm__) March 31, 2019
2. The mom who keeps a clean house, and even cleaner dog feet:
https://twitter.com/DelayniJohnson/status/1118378608291139584
3. The mom who cosplayed as her dog:
https://twitter.com/zoebaumann_/status/793318197348868096
4. The mom who is her daughter’s biggest fan:
https://twitter.com/DajiaxDavis/status/943248014688292864
5. The mom who is FED. TF. UP:
https://twitter.com/missssgeorge/status/917568554186264576
6. The mom who dropped some not-so-subtle hints:
https://twitter.com/ReganSpeyer/status/1110729671740547072
7. The grandma who is feelin’ herself, and has no shame:
WHY THE FUCK IS MY GRANDMA SHOWING MY BOYFRIEND PICTURES OF HER IN A BATHING SUIT pic.twitter.com/bc8XlJtv50
— Geto’s BM (@dumbtyght) April 1, 2017
8. The mom who drew a *very* accurate likeness of the cat:
look at this picture my mom drew of my cat pic.twitter.com/xwOTKys2nc
— birdloaf (@birdloaves) April 5, 2019
9. The mom who gussied up the tub real nice:
https://twitter.com/WallsRunIntoMe/status/635530402761940992
10. The mom who made a cheery TikTok with her husband’s ashes:
https://twitter.com/urvillageidiot/status/1124769486899372032
11. The grandma who has the best ever bumper stickers on her car:
https://twitter.com/ciaramolyneuxx/status/896798329807523840
12. And the grandma who is a HUGE Harry Potter fan:
This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV
— Hamish Steele is @ MCM London Comic Con October (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018
13. The mom who CAN’T DEAL:
https://twitter.com/ImJustPargo/status/849668030644834304
14. The mom who is tired of her kid’s ungratefulness:
https://twitter.com/htk_____/status/945369433920417794
15. The mom who has imbued the dog with gorgeous fashion sense:
https://twitter.com/rubyymaee/status/978578455855009792
16. The mom who packed this well-balanced lunch:
so my mom packed me a four loko for lunch … pic.twitter.com/3PjgyTtN6h
— kenzie (@KenzieeStrangee) May 9, 2016
17. The grandma who got lost at sea, but like, it’s fine:
https://twitter.com/Xiushook/status/1100080640026800129
18. The mom who MADE A MEME of herself:
https://twitter.com/Tayhannon/status/803729262121545729
19. The mom who used her kid as an excuse to ditch work:
https://twitter.com/xhaileysmith/status/887753138857553920
20. The mom who honestly is just sweet and wholesome AF:
Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for pic.twitter.com/LPslZ4Sg45
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) May 1, 2015
21. The mom who…peed on the floor:
MY MOM JUST GASPED AND CAME INTO THE FRONT ROOM AND SAID "I PEED ON THE FLOOR" pic.twitter.com/DoU5L73g6N
— : ) (@timewilltll) March 21, 2016
22. The mom who was just looking out:
lmao my Mom got me this. Lmooooooo pic.twitter.com/I1dUqKQkGI
— Rhabby_v (@Rhabby_V) December 25, 2017
23. The mom who forgot to get the sauce and cheese :'(
My mom used the dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese. Dead pic.twitter.com/cAhd1ymMsg
— bj stead (@whosrobertseed) July 7, 2017
24. The (um, super hot?) mom who threw her back out showing off:
https://twitter.com/bklynsummers/status/887347832226795520
25. The mom who, mysteriously, framed a (insanely edited) picture of Ed Sheeran:
my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it a week later jfc pic.twitter.com/uFNzgnztaF
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 13, 2017
26. The mom who did not mince words:
https://twitter.com/mfuntoyi/status/888653787400990721
27. And finally, this mom,
my mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was looking at a purse: pic.twitter.com/ZyNKaLMxKI
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) July 30, 2017
