11.
So this is how humanity ends. https://t.co/lJb5y50m2o
— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) May 13, 2020
12.
They stole my idea. Now we need a zipper for utensils. https://t.co/RE77FaBh4V
— Jennifer Lahmers (@JennLahmers) May 13, 2020
13.
How about a hole to lick some nuts… that’s American inginuity!!! https://t.co/uRs1rXdFss
— Joey CoCo Diaz (@madflavor) May 12, 2020
14.
Imagine condoms but with convertible tops so you can cum inside somebody https://t.co/KDCAJX4H5D
— juno (@junotheleafs) May 12, 2020
15.
Millennial club-goers are going to kill us all. https://t.co/XtGaZn933M
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 12, 2020
16.
I cut the tip off my condoms. https://t.co/y1BuheuiME
— mark normand (@marknorm) May 12, 2020
17.
From the makers of the Death Star: https://t.co/BtEQh2bTPP
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 13, 2020
18.
this is like a glory hole but for getting coronavirus https://t.co/ahDlOBycD8
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 12, 2020
19.
Yeah but then you get that one viral cell that thinks he’s Luke Skywalker
— Michael Clarke Art 🇨🇦 (@ekralcleahcim) May 13, 2020
20.
This just in, medieval shields actually came with a big hole in them to let the arrows and swords in!
— 🌸 Elsie Lovelock 🌸 (@ElsieLovelock) May 14, 2020
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