Selling stuff online would be great if it weren’t for the customers. For every sincere buyer, there’s a bunch of creepy weirdoes trolling for free feet pics. Most determined sellers have learned to ignore the freaks and move on with their lives. But a woman named Tess Wright was convinced by her brother to have a little fun first.
Tess was selling an old bikini on Facebook for a mere $5 when she received some comments from a strange man on her post:
“So, I’m selling a bathing suit on Facebook yard sale and a man comments and ask me if he can see a picture of it being worn before buying,” Tess wrote in her Facebook post about the altercation.
She continued, “Of course I was going to ignore the comment but Kade just couldn’t resist.. #Brothersarethebest #BikiniBoy”
She shared the pictures that she ended up posting for the weird man angling for bikini photos, and they’re all of her brother Kade modeling the item:
Yes, Kade is really serving this look:
We got angles:
Kade is looking great and perhaps has awoken something in both himself and the commenter. I do have some questions about the story in general. The main one: is it worth it to sell a used bikini for $5? Especially when it opens you up to the Facebook Marketplace horn dogs? My other question is did the guy buy it?
The post has been shared over 25 thousand times and the comments are full of siblings tagging each other and asking if they’d fall on this grenade for them. If I had a body like Kade’s, I think I definitely would! And if that man was single when he posted these pics, there’s no way he is now. The entire Internet is in love with him.