11. This chef:
my stupid ass tried to make macaroni except i forget the water pic.twitter.com/tGThwlTw9b
— marie 🦢 22 days (@yasuhohirose) November 14, 2018
12. This sockless woman:
soooo, I no longer feel like a crazy person for losing random socks… pic.twitter.com/EElcrcKnfB
— Sarah Rose (@1SarahRose) April 20, 2018
13. The girl who confused her computer for her cutting board:
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter pic.twitter.com/tVirXyEOS1
— Abby Dermody (@abbydermody) October 9, 2018
14. These parents:
15. And these ones:
Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. pic.twitter.com/rGfBKz6FKF
— Neva (@vnevah) September 6, 2018
16. This well-intentioned dad:
told my dad to get me a small & if they were out to get the next size up…….apparently all they had was a 3X and somewhere in my dads mind he thought this was ok….I should call the police…. pic.twitter.com/vfmWMTtKEb
— a snob, I mean princess✨ (@reginvgeorge) October 24, 2018
17. And this one:
So my dad got a new credit card and they asked him if he wanted a picture on it so he thought it was gonna be a tiny picture of him like the previous card he had so he sent them a picture of him and then…😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
HE PLAYED HIMSELF BRUH! pic.twitter.com/6tNoYdbrZL— 🎃🖤Sandy Claws🖤🎃 (@roasted_weenie) September 10, 2018
18. This optimistic mosher:
so i lost my shoe in the mosh during trippie’s set and yall know i went to the festival to RAGE so a bitch had to do what a bitch had to do 😩 pic.twitter.com/VRqOrO5Ikh
— healthy crackhead (@IAm_ALoser) November 18, 2018
19. The kid who got a black eye from a rapper’s drumstick:
20. And finally, the kid who lets the chicken out:
We have a chicken at work and it loves attacking me when I let it out pic.twitter.com/IbhS0M1loY
— Boaz or Bozy (@BroazM) October 8, 2018