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The past 6 months have been hard on Americans. While many other countries have managed to obey social distancing orders and mask mandates, we’re over here still struggling through our first coronavirus surge, according to Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Being unable to socialize or leave the house for fear of contracting a deadly virus has forced many people to get creative. Podcaster and comic book artist @drewtoothpaste recently asked his followers to “tell me the most feral thing you have done in the past six months of virus” to make him “feel better about eating a bag of frozen french fries for dinner.”
tell me the most feral thing you have done in the past six months of virus, to make me feel better about eating a bag of frozen french fries for dinner
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 5, 2020
Honestly? Eating a bag of frozen fries doesn’t even seem that insane to me at this point. While many folks’ “feral” behaviors had to do with their nasty quara-meals, others shared their woeful tales of hygiene, grooming, and light alcoholism.
1.
I opened a bag of chocolate chips and ate it by sticking a spoon covered in peanut butter fun dip style
— Bryan J. (@gideon_s) September 6, 2020
2.
drank a whole bottle of wine and streamed on twitch while i was drawing p*rn. i don’t remember much but apparently i drunkenly rambled about inter sectional feminism while drawing genitalia. my followers loved it, twitch banned me for 3 days, i slept 14 hours and got hungover.
— Talhí 😎📚✒ (@Talhi_tweets) September 6, 2020
3.
Ate a chicken wing in the shower while blasting Enya
— jason 🐉 gross (@grossjason) September 5, 2020
4.
Attempted to drink a cold brew while showering but then my sense of smell and taste got their wires crossed so my coffee tasted like my conditioner smells
— Nyxe (@pamshaffermusic) September 6, 2020
5.
I eat frozen eggo waffles in my bed, along with vodka on the rocks. It’s my nighttime unwind ritual from a long day of watching tv
— Mary McGillicuddy (@MillerSjunior) September 5, 2020
6.
Totwaffles. So worth it. Frozen fries would probably work well too. pic.twitter.com/h2Mt67mnoo
— Peter T. LaComb Jr. (@PeterLaCombJr) September 5, 2020
7.
I drunkly made a cold cheese sandwich (why) with mayo and 1,000 island, ate half of it. When I came down the next morning the grease had soaked into the Ohio Cenus packet I had just filled out.
— Tris (@BhrisCoisvert) September 5, 2020
8.
eat just straight hot sauce instead of making a food
— Senator Meow (@SenatorMeow) September 5, 2020
9.
Everyone’s talking about food but
I tried to braid my leg hairs— stickers (@allyourdata) September 5, 2020
10.
I went the opposite way and plucked each pube with tweezers.
— QLD (@QueenLadyJesus) September 5, 2020
