Jason Mustian
The worst part of social media is the neverending, relentless stream of new content.
It makes unplugging and living a real life that much more difficult. Incidentally, this is also the best part of social media.
It’s nearly impossible to get bored when the number of informative videos, funny tweets and memes, and interesting articles is quite literally infinite.
That being said, here are the 25 funniest and most viral tweets of all time…from this week.
1.
Having siblings be like pic.twitter.com/TNcchRHbRf
— HumbL (@HumbLTweets) January 15, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1218571246864084992
3.
My postman has left his sack on my doorstep. What does this mean? Am I the postman now? pic.twitter.com/5MHKdQcIb3
— Laura (@fairycakes) January 13, 2020
4.
Cashier: and would you like to donate to childrens cancer research?
Me: not today
Cashier: say it
Me: what?
Cashier: say "I dont want to donate to childrens cancer research"
Me: ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ ʳᵉˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ
Cashier: now spit in my face
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) January 17, 2020
5.
Is there anyone on the planet that doesn’t own this exact box of useless computer cables from 15 years ago that they keep moving to new places as if it were full of gold? pic.twitter.com/OnZYc8rIIQ
— Hashi Alvarez 🆘 (@AlvarezHashi) January 10, 2020
6.
I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.
— Kent Roth 🐅 (@KentenRoth) January 9, 2020
7.
I miss when computers had big fat asses.
— brooke (@brookepobjoy) January 16, 2020
8.
Suffer, as I have suffered pic.twitter.com/Des3eqafSR
— Thouless Art (@Thouless_Art) January 13, 2020
9.
One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
— Samantha Ruddy 👩🍳 (@samlymatters) January 15, 2020
10.
go ahead and get in the pond since u wanna act like a silly goose
— benjamin (@lowendfury) January 13, 2020
