Emily
Every week we dedicate some time to scouring Twitter for the all-time funniest tweets. Why do we do this? Because it’s 2018 and things are crappy enough so we could all use a good laugh.
In full honesty, some of these tweets might be from last week or the week before, but they’re the most hilarious Twitter moments we came across this week and we’d like to share them with you. You’re welcome.
1.
How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate https://t.co/kRVUsc6H9M
— Ⓜ️ (@DoubleHSpanky) November 13, 2018
2.
https://twitter.com/deepfriedboi/status/1190814992284545025
3.
https://twitter.com/Carroll_Amy_/status/1060922710312828928
4.
the best thing about my school is the danny devito shrine hidden behind the paper towel dispenser in one of the bathrooms pic.twitter.com/3jFe0V9eK6
— snout mask replica (@slackerdook) November 13, 2018
5.
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
6.
I went ahead and exposed they ass. pic.twitter.com/6ZcbcN1J5G
— Smiff (@BobbySmif) November 15, 2018
7.
Lmao nobody can say they knew this pic.twitter.com/oZRIrgfo32
— #GBTG (@ShowOut45) November 11, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/mbdalton/status/1062776371536191488
9.
can’t wait to ride the mary-go-round pic.twitter.com/HSnAb530jy
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) November 16, 2018
10.
I’ve been told I need to draw up my will. It’s really hard but I don’t want my family fighting over my Bed Bath and Beyond coupons that never expire, my lifelong soy sauce packets from takeout Chinese and my Target plastic bags I use for trash bags.
Thank God I don’t have money.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) November 16, 2018
11.
🗣 stop 🗣 talking 🗣 about 🗣 your 🗣 dick https://t.co/4Pt8cmiJOE
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 14, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1063316341959024640
13.
To be fair, Facebook is still excellent for finding out if Debbie Linder from Mr. Eschen's geometry class married that guy with the teeth.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) November 16, 2018
14.
It’s been a while since i was a child, but I don’t remember saying “the Grinch should be longer”
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 9, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/ProudResister/status/1060781838644334592
