Every week on Twitter, women are slowly inching towards utter gender dominance over men when it comes funny shit. And every week we spend way too much time reading what they’ve come up with. Here are fifteen of the finest and funniest examples of hilarious Tweets from women we had time to find.
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R.I.P my moms vagina pic.twitter.com/KgCOjGZse7
— carolube (@bananaemojis) August 13, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/goodgaljenjen/status/1058600806780329984
3.
https://twitter.com/_dlew32/status/1122946709628313601
4.
me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
5.
Someone posted this to our neighborhood message board and I will never recover. pic.twitter.com/1uWwOKHHsZ
— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) November 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/baybaydayday/status/1052918601584431104
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HOW has this just happened?!?!??!!? pic.twitter.com/lSJJqQmNik
— Cez👁 (@HardyCerys) April 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/britrbennett/status/1155502002551398401
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I made a meme about punctuation pic.twitter.com/2Dy2qGR3D2
— Clare Costello (@cemcostello) October 24, 2018
10.
Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1059892571420286976
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https://twitter.com/jensenmares/status/1058896562254823430
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When I RT a good tweet by one of my friends with a low follower count pic.twitter.com/66Eku5ZoI3
— the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman) November 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/sophsa/status/1055190375856521216
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My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today pic.twitter.com/BCRE1dz68f
— Syd (@Sydney_allenn) October 23, 2018