Mike
Kids really do say the darndest things. They haven’t yet had their point of view molded by society, so their minds are free to see life in a way we can’t even wrap our heads around anymore. Sure is fun to be around though.
These hilarious kids used their unjaded minds to come up with new names for everyday objects, and honestly, I think these names are way better.
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A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please?
— Zoe's Zoo (@ZoesZooYouTube) May 30, 2018
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My kid just called Fruit Loops "Pride Cheerios" and I've never been happier in my life that this little dude calls me mom.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) September 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/714753982569324544
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https://twitter.com/RebeccaCaprara/status/967112578349584385
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My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks," and now I'll never call them anything else.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2018
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My 4 year old daughter calls penguins "cold owls"
— ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻ (@jess2780) June 4, 2018
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My three year old decided escalators are called “robot stairs,” and so it has been decreed in our house.
— Hunter Campbell (@HunterCampbell) May 31, 2018
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My daughter doesn’t know the word “braces” so she calls them “tiny jails for your teeth.”
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) October 12, 2018
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My two year old son calls beards/facial hair “face grass”. It started like a year ago and we can’t bring ourselves to correct him.
— Janna (@janna_rpw) May 31, 2018
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When my daughter was little she called her memory her remembery. It will always be that to us.
— Isabel Jordan (She/Her) (@seastarbatita) May 30, 2018
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My daughter still calls sneezing "bless yous" and I will destroy anyone that ruins this for me.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 1, 2017
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https://twitter.com/StellaGMaddox/status/396013919367860224
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My friend’s 5-year-old just saw a crow and called it a “Halloween eagle.”
And a child shall lead us. It is known. This is the new name for the bird-formally-known-as-crow. You know what to do, @MerriamWebster.
— Tessa the RedNosed Rein-Dare (@TessaDare) May 30, 2018
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5-Year-Old: HEY! WHERE ARE MY MATTRESS CURTAINS!?
Me: Um… your sheets? I’m washing them.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) September 4, 2018
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https://twitter.com/d_cd_c/status/1003716642583601152
