Masha
As someone who has lived with women his entire life, I am quite familiar with the woes of wearing a bra. Women complain constantly about them, and honestly, I get it. There’s not really a male equivalent. If I had to wear a bra all day you’d never hear the end of it. I barely make it until the end of the day when I can take my pants off.
Whether you’re a woman who hates wearing a bra or a man who has to hear about it, one thing we can all agree on is this list of tweets is hilarious.
1.
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/990320104943468544
2.
I just got an extra 10 minutes of resistance training trying to take off my sweaty sports bra.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 15, 2018
3.
When you didn't put on a bra to walk the dog but you wave to your neighbor anyway. pic.twitter.com/IF7wN2dDYy
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 11, 2017
4.
2019 will be the year I finally vanquish* my enemies**
*wash
**bras— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 31, 2018
5.
If the feeling you get when you take off your bra after wearing it for 24 hours could be bottled, it would be the most addictive drug ever.
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) September 14, 2014
6.
ALL MY NON-BRA-WEARING FRIENDS LOOK AWAY
(whispers) ok whoever's left, is there a technical term for when you have a Bra Incident and you end up with either smashboob or fourboob and you can't fix it right away
is the word i'm looking for calamatitty
— Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus) May 30, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1079812038879150080
8.
I thought I was depressed but then it turned out I just needed to take my bra off
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 19, 2013
9.
Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 11, 2014
10.
Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 18, 2017
11.
Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 6, 2013
12.
Just told my sister not to die in my shower because the cops would show up and then I'd have to put a bra on.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 25, 2016
13.
https://twitter.com/Aisling_Gheal/status/833231536908550145
14.
how in this modern age of technological wonders is our strategy with sports bra design still to just lock the titties up in smash jail
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) November 30, 2018
15.
Some days I feel pretty lousy about myself and then I remember I can take my bra off under my shirt like a sorcerer.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 3, 2016
