Mike
Most of us have that one ex we can reminisce on and wonder just what the hell were we thinking?
We spent most of our time with someone who, at this point in our lives, can literally not stand to be around for even a second.
The upside to this, however, is the joy of talking trash. Sure, dating them was a dark time in our lives, but now we can look back with pure disgust and roast them. Let’s laugh the pain away with some fire tweets about exes.
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https://twitter.com/DrChubbyy/status/797779843614146561
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Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite
— edwin (@EdwinBound) January 3, 2018
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my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
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When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— Kyoshi ☭ 🍃 (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/ImpsDelights/status/1120111575971631105
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https://twitter.com/MrPhetz/status/143239828576808960
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https://twitter.com/FaShionMaja/status/578295418406248448
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and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (parody) (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
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All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
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https://twitter.com/everythingtaj_/status/1108934716147658752
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I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store pic.twitter.com/wPBsprSrLm
— chrissy (@crlockha) March 16, 2019
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It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
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My ex celebrated 18 months with his girlfriend yesterday buuut we broke up 15 months ago. I’m not a math major but something doesn’t add up 😂
— Alexa (@lexamcclearyy) March 21, 2018
