Masha
31.
this is the most cat thing ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/EXrVuNfhog
— – // @ (@disharryland) October 16, 2019
32.
Ain’t it crazy how woman do all this to keep their vaginas pretty and healthy meanwhile men just wiggle the pee off their dick before they put it back in they pants https://t.co/ljOmzhvMAr
— asiah (@notasiahh_) October 30, 2019
33.
my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”
— ☆drive45☆ (@drive45music) October 14, 2019
34.
a moment in american history we will never forget pic.twitter.com/oYi9VzjjbO
— E🙇🏻♂️ (@heylias) October 19, 2019
35.
all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2
— Sophia Armen (@SophiaArmen) October 19, 2019
36.
i am 25 and completely burnt out. what am I suppose to do for 50 MORE years? maintain a yard? bitch about traffic? keep buying spinach and watching it die? get oil changes? fucksake
— witch pony (@molly7anne) October 25, 2019
37.
my child, a mere 6 year old, has proposed we add the month of chillember, an entire month where we just chill. so my question for you ms. warren
— slean cate (@CateSlean) October 27, 2019
38.
1. It’s a landline. pic.twitter.com/9WKUxUR6lS
— Vittoria Gallagher (@Vitt2tsnoc) October 26, 2019
39.
recently found out my ex had been cheating on me for the past 5 months so here’s a picture of him crying like a child when i found out and left his ass lmfaooooo gets me every time pic.twitter.com/bElwcCdEy6
— KT (@kttgros) October 16, 2019
40.
Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks pic.twitter.com/RtcG1zQUlh
— D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) October 19, 2019
